This is your last day (you can vote once every 24 hours) to vote for Treacher (not IMAO) as best humor blog in the Weblog Awards. If you don’t believe he’s funny, note that he got the Iowahawk endorsement. He really doesn’t want to get beaten by Jon Swift who is currently ahead of him. Jon Swift has the tired shtick of pretending to be a conservative (when liberals understand conservatives about as much as a dog understands a vacuum — so says Science!). Swift also rapes puppies and calls it performance art.

Anyway, I really think you can help get Treacher past Swift in the poll. When I told Treacher I was going to have my readers help him, he said, “I don’t know if that will help. Their mothers are all stupid whores.” To which I said, “I don’t believe that is completely true.” And he said, “Well, we’ll see. If they can help me, then I’ll admit I was too rash on judging their mothers. If they don’t help me, though, then you’ll have to admit that the mothers of your readers are not only whores, but dull-witted ones.” To which I said, “That sounds fair.”

So you better help Treacher get at least second place or he’ll continue in his belief that your mother is a mentally-deficient whore, and who could blame him?

UPDATE:

Jim Treacher responded saying, “BTW, Frank, I do not appreciate being misquoted. It was ‘stupid EFFING whores.'” I guess I left that middle part out because it’s kinda redundant when talking about your mothers whores.