The ultimate April Fool’s Day prank has been pulled.
And it’s been pulled on the entire world.
Everyone fell for it.
And some of you helped.
The ultimate April Fool’s Day prank has been pulled.
And it’s been pulled on the entire world.
Everyone fell for it.
And some of you helped.
Oh that is funny, now when is President Thompson and Vice President Romney going to jump out at a press conference and tell us we were fooled?
Sorry folks its not a joke, it is anything but a joke.
On the bright side:
580 days till 2-nov-10
1315 days till 6-nov-12
1390 days till 20-jan-13
April Fools??? Maybe my funny bone is broken but I don’t see any humor in this at all! If I laugh or even smile about anything to do with Obama, I have been told by our Human resources Staff here at work that It is racist, and that repeated occurrences of any talk or emails about Obama, are grounds for termination” … FRAKK EM!
I am a respectable Redneck, bigoted, racist, gay bashing homophobe, democrat slamming, liberal trashing, ACLU cussing, gun toting, Muslim hating, SUV driving-gas guzzling, cigarette smoking by the No Smoking sign, beer drinking, red meat eating, resource wasting, free porno watching, God fearing Christian…employed full time and single!
That was just nasty, Basil. You made me click on it without looking at the URL box. Drop and give me
2040 pushups – now!Whoa! That guy with no experience who wants to redistribute wealth! You mean, he’s unqualified for his job and he’s a socilalist?!? Man, that came outta nowhere! Ha ha hee hee ah ha…oh ho…hee hee…
Rule #1 All April Fool’s jokes must me harmless Rule #2 They must be funny. Basil I may have to lay hands on you…after your pushups.
if only it was a joke…..
That´s WTF i´m talkin’ ’bout!
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Feels More Like Groundhog Day
The real joke would have been if that biography was accurate, just for April First:
“His story is the American story – a talent-free pretty boy rising far above his merits by playing upon racial and class envies, the value of education in lieu of real accomplishment, and the conviction of PT Barnum: there’s a sucker born every minute.
“This sucker was born on August 4, 1961, most likely in Hawai’i, and raised by his mother and grandfather, people who actually got real things done in their lives through hard work.
“After a college career that was so brilliant nobody is allowed to ask about it, President Obama moved to Chicago to learn radical marxism and machine politics. He worked with a group of churches to help rebuild communities devastated by the closure of local steel plants, and was an abject failure.
“He decided to go back to education as a substitute for real work, and became editor of the Harvard Law Review, where his tenure was so brilliant that nobody is allowed to ask about it. Upon graduation, he returned to Chicago to learn all about voter fraud, teach constitutional law at the University of Chicago with that guy William Ayres that he never knew at all, and remain active in his community.
“President Obama’s years of public service are based around his unwavering belief in the ability to unite people around bogus, empty phrases such as ‘a politics of purpose’ and ‘change you can believe in.’ Those are much nicer-sounding than ‘marxist class warfare, gross incompetence, repeated poor judgments, sleazy kickback deals for family and friends, and two memoirs partially ghostwritten by that guy he never knew at all,’ and especially when read off a teleprompter, since remembering all of those words is, like, REALLY HARD.
“In the Illinois State Senate, he voted present eleventy thousand times, and completely ignored the first major ethics reform in 25 years, to judge by the Tony Rezko affair. He lied about tax cuts for working families, which was good practice for when he lied about it during his campaign and Presidency. As a United States Senator, he gave pretty speeches, and reached across the aisle to subtly give people the finger when they disagreed with him. He watched other people pass lobbying reform, advocated locking up the means for citizens to defend themselves, and brought transparency to government by putting federal spending online. He is futhering that transparency with naked power grabs and outright flaunting of the limits of power imposed by the US Constitution, while putting federal spending somewhere into Saturn’s orbit.
“He was elected the 44th President of the United States on November 4, 2008, and thanks God every single day that the GOP ran a horrible campaign frontlined by the least-likable and least-Republican Republican in national politics. He was sworn in on January 20, 2009. He and his wife, Michelle, are the proud parents of seven teleprompters, and two daughters: Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, neither of whom yet has that puppy he promised them – because hell, he’s making everybody else cry, so why should his own kids feel left out?”
AWWWW CRAP I should have said “punished with two daughters.” DRAT!
Well, it is April and he is a fool…and a joke.
Went to the links about the folks living/working/robbing us blind at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
When the *Vice President’s Wife* has more real world experience than the *President*…
Good Lord, what’s happening in this world?
Gosh I thought we were turning socialist and everything was sucking but suddenly I realize it’s just an april fools prank, aaaaahhh relief
I’m not laughing
I DID NOT help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Me, either. But, we do get to point and laugh at those who did. Dumbasses. – B]
I find it funny that both Michelle Obama and Dr. Jill Biden are listed under “Administration”.
I know I should not enjoy saying “I told you so”, but “I TOLD YOU SO”. I never get tired of saying it. ( I spent a 1976-1980 saying it……Carter what an idiot, O’vomit=Carter Pas Deux)
Beh heh heh heh heh. How hilarious. Truly you are the king of satirical wit. 9_9
Sarcasm sure is hard to pull off in text form, isn’t it.
[Don’t see why. I’ve seen your blog. You’re doing stupid very well there. Why should sarcastic be hard? – B]