Notice how this guy has no qualms about calling up this private company and asking for this that and the other thing. These politicians always want more.
There is a freeway named after LBJ in Dallas…… we called it the Long Blwo Jbo
If the conversation was taking place today with the Ayatolla Barbarack he would refer to the anatomical location as the tounge hole. Assuming he was with Rahm. It’s a different world today.
you can imagine this high-paid heir exec jotting down “bunghole” while transcribing notes from the president of the free world. Actually, if anything I’m a bit shocked that a term I associate with Bevis and Butthead is that old. Then again, Mike Judge is from Texas, so maybe “bunghole” is Texas’ gift to the world.
Ali G Indahouse was just on G4. I didn’t realize they’d made a full length movie of that character as well. Very British – a bit heavy on London getto slang for most people to follow. Not all terrible – a bit more “stoned when written for an audience baked beyond words” than I’d like, but some really funny bits. The fact that he can’t distinguish feminist from lesbian is pretty funny. Some of it is a bit like Idiocracy in the mix of politics and stupidity, and it’s equally prophetic.
Lynden Baines Johnson, oh yeah I remember him. He’s the guy who promised not to send any ‘Mericam boys to fight a land war in Asia. And then promptly send lots and lots of ‘Merican boys to fight a land war in Asia. He also liked to pull the ears of his dogs.
Mr. Johnnnnnnson (As Bill Buckley used to call him) liked to sit on his private White House crapper and make his most important phone calls – especially to people like Joseph Califano, his senior domestic policy advisor in charge of advising him on Great Society legislation.
Ummm…. yeah… wow. Goes very well with the last article.
Didn’t Ladybird take care of stuff like that?
I want some of those pants. They sound awesome.
I don’t suppose President Obama worries about his pocket knife falling out when he sits down.
I bet LBJ put his pants on one leg at a time.
“I never trust a man unless I’ve got his pecker in my pocket.”—LBJ >>> I guess that would explain the need for the longer pants pockets.
To Live Free Or Die: That’s much worse when you consider that he kept complaining about his knife falling out of his pocket.
“I bet LBJ put his pants on one leg at a time.”
Except that once his pants are on, he creates “Great Societies”.
#7 And once on, he also complains about how the crotch cuts into his balls. That was one classy fella. Yes indeed.
DesertElephant – completely agree. “…back to my bunghole.” , I could have done without hearing that.
Thankfully I was not drinking anything when I listened to that, otherwise my keyboard would be ruined.
Hey, did you guys hear that Michael Jackson died? Why aren’t the news networks covering it?
#10 – They’re too busy covering Obama meddling in the politics of some middle eastern country. I think its Iraq.
Some things cannot be unheard.
I wonder what funeral? JFK?
He should have ordered them with Tons more crotch room and then added a set of man size balls to the order as well.
> MarkoMancuso says:
> I bet LBJ put his pants on one leg at a time
Is that a slap at Obama? I’ll have you know that Obama puts his panties on one leg at a time!
Notice how this guy has no qualms about calling up this private company and asking for this that and the other thing. These politicians always want more.
There is a freeway named after LBJ in Dallas…… we called it the Long Blwo Jbo
If the conversation was taking place today with the Ayatolla Barbarack he would refer to the anatomical location as the tounge hole. Assuming he was with Rahm. It’s a different world today.
And people wonder why we lost the Vietnam War.
you can imagine this high-paid heir exec jotting down “bunghole” while transcribing notes from the president of the free world. Actually, if anything I’m a bit shocked that a term I associate with Bevis and Butthead is that old. Then again, Mike Judge is from Texas, so maybe “bunghole” is Texas’ gift to the world.
Ali G Indahouse was just on G4. I didn’t realize they’d made a full length movie of that character as well. Very British – a bit heavy on London getto slang for most people to follow. Not all terrible – a bit more “stoned when written for an audience baked beyond words” than I’d like, but some really funny bits. The fact that he can’t distinguish feminist from lesbian is pretty funny. Some of it is a bit like Idiocracy in the mix of politics and stupidity, and it’s equally prophetic.
Lynden Baines Johnson, oh yeah I remember him. He’s the guy who promised not to send any ‘Mericam boys to fight a land war in Asia. And then promptly send lots and lots of ‘Merican boys to fight a land war in Asia. He also liked to pull the ears of his dogs.
Mr. Johnnnnnnson (As Bill Buckley used to call him) liked to sit on his private White House crapper and make his most important phone calls – especially to people like Joseph Califano, his senior domestic policy advisor in charge of advising him on Great Society legislation.
bet he would have love diamond gusset jeans… your nuts ani’t the best area to put 4 seams into one place
“Nothing comes between me and my Calvin……..Coolidges'”
Good Lord. Presidents should not have bungholes.
I thought only Barrels had Bungholes. And Peren, our current President IS a bunghole.
So… are you saying America is a barrel now?