Frank- That is a well written, well reasoned and pretty much completely serious political commentary. Be Careful – You keep writing stuff like that instead of nuking the moon or rocket launcher equipped dinosaurs and you might start getting taken seriously.
HEY YEAH! ussjimmycarter, you just made me realize that if we, as Christians, were so into subjugation, why aren’t we against the Second Amendment? As shown in Iran, it’s easier to keep your foot on the neck of the populace if they don’t have a gun in their hand. So, let’s change our views on gun control and then we can kick some serious godless @$$. (does this post need a /s or is it self-evident? I always fret over that decision…)
Frank, you hate-monger, next thing you know you’ll be forcing innocent liberals at gunpoint to say a blessing over their tofu and set up manger scenes at Christmas. (Note that I only said Christmas because Frank has .50 stuck in my ear.) Oppressor!
Raving Lunatic says: next thing you know you’ll be forcing innocent liberals at gunpoint to say a blessing over their tofu and set up manger scenes at Christmas.
Great work. Read the HuffPo article and you weren’t hard enough on them. I couldn’t believe what I read. I would have failed any of my students for such leaps in logic, unsubstaniated “facts”, special hidden knowledge from secrete meetings and such disjoined ramblings! Not even intellectually honest. and the posts after the piece. Hand out the tin foil hats. Make me want to cuss and spit but my congregation doesn’t approve of spitting.
I want to say something congratulatory, because that was an outstanding piece. But no matter how I try to phrase it, it comes off sounding condescending – as though I were surprised at the thoughtfulness. That was just genuinely good.
Besides, it takes a real Renaissance Man to write like that and then post about monkeys wii-ing on people.
Excellant column, Frank FRANKY Schaeffer would be such a disappointment to his father, one of the great Christian scholars. Franky wrote a couple of good books and then devolved into the paranoid weirdness he is into now. He used to think anyone liberal needed to be rounded up and shot. Now it’s the same theme, different club.
Oh, put a silencer on that .50 cal in th ear, and it becomes a oppersser suppresser!!
Man, I got about 1 1/2 paragraphs into the HuffPo piece and had to close the Firefox Tab for fear of getting the Crazy on me. That would totally skyrocket my dry cleaning budget. Do you know how hard it is to get Crazy out of Gabardine?
Acts 19:13-17 ‘Then some of the itinerant Jewish exorcists undertook to pronounce the name of the Lord Jesus over those who had evil spirits, saying, “I adjure you by the Jesus whom Paul preaches.”
Seven sons of a Jewish high priest named Sceva were doing this.
But the evil spirit answered them, “Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?”
And the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, mastered all of them, and overpowered them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.
And this became known to all residents of Ephesus, both Jews and Greeks; and fear fell upon them all; and the name of the Lord Jesus was extolled.’
(In the exorcism racket, it’s not what you know, but Who you know, that counts!)
I don’t know sometimes I think instead of the lions eating the Christians today, it’s the Christians eating the (different) Christians.
Another reason Conservatives can’t seem to get their message across, they’re too busy fighting amongst themselves. See McCain-Huckabee vs Romney and now Knox vs Stanford.
“If we do not all hang together, we will surely hang separately.” -Franklin
Excellent piece, Frank! As a Christian I say let’s round up all the non-Christians and stone them!
Frank- That is a well written, well reasoned and pretty much completely serious political commentary. Be Careful – You keep writing stuff like that instead of nuking the moon or rocket launcher equipped dinosaurs and you might start getting taken seriously.
Ah …. I will have to mull that over.
Hey Frank….have you had your gay exorcism yet? Or was that just a pilates class? ( exer-cism )
HEY YEAH! ussjimmycarter, you just made me realize that if we, as Christians, were so into subjugation, why aren’t we against the Second Amendment? As shown in Iran, it’s easier to keep your foot on the neck of the populace if they don’t have a gun in their hand. So, let’s change our views on gun control and then we can kick some serious godless @$$. (does this post need a /s or is it self-evident? I always fret over that decision…)
Frank, you hate-monger, next thing you know you’ll be forcing innocent liberals at gunpoint to say a blessing over their tofu and set up manger scenes at Christmas. (Note that I only said Christmas because Frank has .50 stuck in my ear.) Oppressor!
Raving Lunatic says: next thing you know you’ll be forcing innocent liberals at gunpoint to say a blessing over their tofu and set up manger scenes at Christmas.
That would be a good thing
Great work. Read the HuffPo article and you weren’t hard enough on them. I couldn’t believe what I read. I would have failed any of my students for such leaps in logic, unsubstaniated “facts”, special hidden knowledge from secrete meetings and such disjoined ramblings! Not even intellectually honest. and the posts after the piece. Hand out the tin foil hats. Make me want to cuss and spit but my congregation doesn’t approve of spitting.
excellent piece. I had to check here to make sure it was you. Watch out you don’t get called out as some sort of extremist. Not that schaeffer would.
#5 Raving, Frank would of course outlaw tofu.
After his homosexual exorcism.
Great piece Frank. Makes one wonder why the huffpo isn’t ridiculed more often. Wait its a wierdo’s blog. Never mind.
I want to say something congratulatory, because that was an outstanding piece. But no matter how I try to phrase it, it comes off sounding condescending – as though I were surprised at the thoughtfulness. That was just genuinely good.
Besides, it takes a real Renaissance Man to write like that and then post about monkeys wii-ing on people.
Excellant column, Frank FRANKY Schaeffer would be such a disappointment to his father, one of the great Christian scholars. Franky wrote a couple of good books and then devolved into the paranoid weirdness he is into now. He used to think anyone liberal needed to be rounded up and shot. Now it’s the same theme, different club.
Oh, put a silencer on that .50 cal in th ear, and it becomes a oppersser suppresser!!
#11
And if we bring in someone else with another one to take the night shift, he would be the Opressor Suppressor Successor.
Man, I got about 1 1/2 paragraphs into the HuffPo piece and had to close the Firefox Tab for fear of getting the Crazy on me. That would totally skyrocket my dry cleaning budget. Do you know how hard it is to get Crazy out of Gabardine?
Re #2:
Well, he did just get linked at Jihad Watch.
Is this some kind of zen thing? And, if so, does that mean the Christian Right is like Buddha?
Acts 19:13-17
‘Then some of the itinerant Jewish exorcists undertook to pronounce the name of the Lord Jesus over those who had evil spirits, saying, “I adjure you by the Jesus whom Paul preaches.”
Seven sons of a Jewish high priest named Sceva were doing this.
But the evil spirit answered them, “Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?”
And the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, mastered all of them, and overpowered them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.
And this became known to all residents of Ephesus, both Jews and Greeks; and fear fell upon them all; and the name of the Lord Jesus was extolled.’
(In the exorcism racket, it’s not what you know, but Who you know, that counts!)
I don’t know sometimes I think instead of the lions eating the Christians today, it’s the Christians eating the (different) Christians.
Another reason Conservatives can’t seem to get their message across, they’re too busy fighting amongst themselves. See McCain-Huckabee vs Romney and now Knox vs Stanford.
“If we do not all hang together, we will surely hang separately.” -Franklin