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If a Chinese company buys Hummer from GM, will they have to change the name to “Hummel”?

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  1. The fact that China would be responsible for building them pretty much means the brand is over. It’s an in-your-face right wing vehicle. No one who drives one or aspires to would want to trust China with the quality of the vehicle or the profits from its sale. It’s just another technology transfer so that the company who bought it can build better vehicles for China’s military.

    I’m sure if Obama was in the loop, he approved the sale.

  2. Uh, hold on…it’s not on there….uh, well, I figure…uh…that if….uh, the Iranians – where is it? – want to, uh, take nukes, uh….yeah, I see it now, no, wait…uh, we’ll give them nukes for, uh, peaceful purposes. And, uh, uh, the Chinese will get, because, uh, I won and you should shut up.

    Frank J. “Tweeted” 6 hours ago: “If Obama really is secretly a Muslim wishing to destroy America, how much more could he damage the country than he’s doing now?”

    He would make all women wear burkhas, including his wife, so it doesn’t sound that much worse.

  3. In my neighborhood you can be arrested asking…. “How much is a Chinese Hummer?”


    expecially when asking a lady on the street…….


    who is leaning into your open window…


    Going to be real hard …uh… I mean … difficult going to the Hummer dealership… (pimps)

  4. I disagree, the brand isn’t exactly over. It will still have a small market of rap stars, tin pot dictators, drug lords, and limo companies. Of course these will not be able to sustain the market, so its biggest share will probably be the Chinese military. I also expect new humvees going to the US military to start having quality control problems. I’m sure that will just be a coincidence.

  5. Uh…I think it would be Hummew. I used to sell cars years ago (Acura) and we had many Asian customers. Those of whom English was their second language had a hard time with the RS and and LS model names.

    They’d ask for either an Integwa EW S or AW S.

    I would end up asking do you want the one with ewectric windows and aiw conditioning? Oh and those Asian boys have a thing for American Girls….I’d have to shoo them off with a broom!

  6. motopolitico

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    democrat slamming, liberal trashing, ACLU cussing, gun toting, Muslim hating, SUV driving – gas guzzling, cigarette smoking by the No Smoking sign, beer drinking, meat eating, resource wasting, free internet porno watching, God fearing Christian, employed full time, tax paying, white trash redneck, racist cracker…

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  7. The name won’t be changed from “Hummer” to “Hummel” – however, moving forward we will immediately change the pronunciation of the letter “R” to sound like the letter “L”, so that we do not insult or discriminate against our Asian friends, both here and abroad. As part of this bold initiative, Barack Hussein Obama will launch a tour to Asian countries where he will explain the change and apologize on behalf of all English speaking people, and in particular Americans, for our arrogance and racism for creating such a pronunciation in the first place, without first investigating whether it would create an unnecessary difficulty for Asians.

  8. No, it would still be Hummer. Now if Korea bought it, it would be Hummel (Korean is pretty much the opposite of most Asian languages…there’s an L sound but no R sound). 😛

  9. Hopefully AM General, a subsidiary of GM, doesn’t go to China. I can only envision the chaos when the Chinese start driving their civvie Hummers around with Avenger Missle Systems.

    Horry Crap!

  10. Actually, if you are talking about BeijingERs, they would defininitely be able to call it a “HummER”, since it is a favorite habit of people from that area to add the “R” sound to everything. People from the rest of China like to make fun of it.

    “Zou hou-mer” means “going through the back door,” a phrase often used to describe official corruption. Now, that word “hou-mer” almost sounds like Hummer. Or, they could call it “he mer” (“he” in pinyin is still pronounced “huh” as in Hummer) which could possibly mean “the Gate of Peace.” There is no end to the mischief you could make with this.

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