So Unscientific That Even FOX Wouldn’t Dare Mention It

One of my favorite tricks for spell-checking a word with two popular spellings is to put both versions in Google and see which one comes back as more popular (like with “adviser” and “advisor”, both of which mean “one who advises”). It’s a “wisdom of the crowd” sort of thing, and it’s sometimes useful in minor matters of taste and sensibility.

In today’s experiment, keep in mind that Obama has been in office for 5 months. George W. Bush held the office for 96 months:

I’m not going to say that this comparison has any use or meaning. Rather, like a documentary by Michael Moore, I’m going to hang a contextless fact out there and hope that it encourages people to jump to conclusions.

Meanwhile, I’m gonna sit here feeling cruelly and delightfully smug.

Oh, and just to be a scurrilous wag, I’ll point out that Obama’s name isn’t hyperlinked by Google because the man lacks definition.

19 Comments

  1. Keep in mind that “wisdom of the crowd” is a relative concept, seeing that 52% of the crowd are idiots who voted for Obama in the first place.

    Sometimes it’s more correct to not follow the herd…which needs to be thinned out anyway.

  2. Oh, and just to be a scurrilous wag, I’ll point out that Obama’s name isn’t hyperlinked by Google because the man lacks definition.

    Clearly then, the dictionary is racist and is holding the black man down.

  3. Looks like Google fixed their little oversight. Bush’s results are still similar at 4,070,000. Obama? All the way down the memory hole to 2,820,000.

    Bush = http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&safe=off&q=bush+weakness&aq=f&oq=bush+weakness&aqi=&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&fp=eqQtyfPVHK8

    Obama = http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&safe=off&q=obama+weakness&aq=f&oq=bush+weakness&aqi=&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g2&fp=eqQtyfPVHK8

    Can’t have The Most Sooper Dooper President ever, ever, ever, look weak next to the Eeeeevil and Stoopid Bush.

    /Sarc where needed, obviously

  4. Andrew – 2:30 CDT Obama is at 2,820,000 and Bush is at 4,070,000. WTF?

    Still, if Obama were as strong as Bush, you’d expect his number to be around 1/19th of Bush’s based on time in office alone – about 212,000.

  5. Well, more importantly, “Obama communist” pulled up 5,860,000 responses, while “Bush communist” pulled up less than half at 2,560,000

    “Obama coward” just pulled up 1,070,000, while “Bush coward” pulled up only 168,000 responses.

  6. Alas, google has already ‘fixed’ this – number of hits on ‘Obama weakness’ now down to only 2.8 million. Also, the link to Bush links to answer.com bio on Bush the younger – searching same on ‘Bush Leaf’ and ‘bush chlorophyll’ still get you the bush 43 bio.

  7. As for the contextless fact analysis, that was one of my main observations watching an ACLU lawyer speak to Chicago Mensa one time (right after the Gingrich revolution). He kept tossing out independent facts with no second fact tossed out to give context, just long tangents of speculation that began with, “now why do you suppose that is?” Knowing a number of them, it was obvious that even one additional fact would destroy all that speculation. And even two points do not a trend make.

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