So ABC News responded to this blatantly incriminating picture:
by going out of their way to prove that Obama is NOT checking out a 16 year old girl’s ass by going frame-by-frame through the video.
Suddenly they give a crap about factual accuracy.
And normally, I would, too, but it’s a little too late, because I’ve cannon-balled into the deep end of the vengeance pool.
The MSM has no compunction about running with smears, innuendo, and Tina Fey quotes to discredit Sarah Palin. So I’m taking Porretto’s advice on how to do payback on liberals and running this bad-timing, bad-luck photo into the ground (and yes, it’ll be the “uncaptioned” in tomorrow’s lolbama!).
This will be Obama’s tank picture.
This will be Obama’s bunny suit.
I’m going to take this image at face value until Obama comes out and makes a statement denying his pedophillic leer. Then I’m going to ignore him and keep on accusing him of impropriety with this out-of-context photo as my only evidence.
Well, except for this screen-grab:
Say… who IS that charming lady – who is NOT Obama’s wife – that the President is holding hands with?
Didn’t we first see Monica Lewinsky as just another “celebratory hug” while Billy “Blue Dress” Clinton was working a room?:
Is there more to this story?
Should Congress call for hearings?
I’m not implying anything. I’m just asking questions.
I also heard the other day that Obama is Trig Palin’s real father. Hey, you can’t deny it, can you? I’m just sayin’…
You know, Obama was never very friendly with Michael Jackson, was he? I’m just sayin’…
Silly Frank, didn’t you know that Liberals are never guilty of the things with which they accuse the Right? Especially when they are 10x as guilty of the things with which they accuse the Right.
It helps to have the
mainstream mediaDemocratic PR machine in their corner to sweep all that pesky bad stuff their side does under the rug (or bury it on page 12 Metro section below the fold, in 2 point typeface).Ooops I did it again, sorry Harvey.
“It must be jelly but I don’t know just why.”
Hey!!!
I’m just sayin’ is MY tag line…
Caption for the picture of Obama checking out a 16 year old girl’s ass:
Damn dawg I member dat ass! Dat ass was on Air Force One when we buzzed New York. Damn dat was a bad ass crack party.
Then you should have gotten a copyright. I’m just sayin’…
You would be looking at 16 year old butts too if you were married to that Jabba The Hut Michelle. I’ll bet her shoe size is 14 wide!
Damn…I’d shun you for that but I like you too much.
In a manly man way of course.
I’m just sayin’…
BHO looked to be thinking that when assfirmative action means getting rid of a perfectly good white girl things may have gone too far.
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Will this dispell the bisexual rumors? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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absurd thought –
our supreme God says
never embarrass statists
never stand in the way
of a new utopia…
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He may not have been checking her out, but Sarkozy absolutely was. How do you say “have a seat over there” in French?
Do we need to save that purple dress?
As any male of the species will tell you, this is not an either/or scenario. He checked out the ass on the way to helping his girlfriend down the steps. Easy peasy.
I’m just glad that O-bah-muhh wouldn’t want to punish her with a baby! Of course the First Klingon has reminded O-bah-muhh what she can do with a mek’leth, she already has his gonads in a pickle jar.
Years ago: “Scoop” the competitors by breakinga news story as the result of investigative journalism.
Today: Impress Obama and the Democrat party by being the first network to attempt to cover up the news story, the whole time reading straight from the same Democrat daily talking points memo that the other networks will also read from…including FoxNews – the phony conservative network – unfortunately.
He was checking out her elbows. I hear he really likes that ‘bare arms’ look.
if he was concerned about the woman behind him, shouldn’t he have actually, say…. looked at the woman behind him? looking at the picture i didn’t even realize he was looking too, i only noticed sarkozy… but the video makes it abundantly clear…. maybe watching his footing? sure, if his feet were two feet in the air, and walking toward his right…. and attached to the top of the girl’s legs. I could see that. Of course, what his feet were doing over there when he was standing still is beyond me. Even still… who cares? Honestly, even knowing your on camera it would take some crazy amount of discipline to not do exactly that….
I wanted to submit a warning:
I Corinthians 15:33
Do not be deceived; “Bad Company ruins good morals.”
but I couldn’t decide which of them needs the warning most.
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