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So are the mindless charges of racism a reverse “Southern Strategy”? Shore up black support at the expense of white support?

If you think open-carrying a gun gets you a lot of stares, try it with a battle axe. Of course, if you’re planning on mugging someone, there are plenty of non-battle-axe-carrying people to choose from.

I know that not everyone at Fark is a leftist idiot, but it’s funnier to pretend that when writing a rant.

Hopefully Fark and I will learn that when we call each other morons, it’s a term of endearment.

Fringe is a lot like X-Files, except… it’s a lot like X-Files.

12 Comments

  1. I’ve been practicing open carry with my HK-53 in Virgina (Automobile), and I’ve gotten the compliment of “Nice gun” from a few Soccer Moms and a Manassas Police officer. It’s the best public compliment ever.

  2. “So are the mindless charges of racism a reverse “Southern Strategy”? Shore up black support at the expense of white support?”

    Nope. The current ‘racism’ claim is the result of positive reinforcement from all the previous ‘racism’ claims. The black underclass – and their political leadership – has learned that everythime they cry ‘racism’ they get more goodies.

    Will it work again or have they gone to the well one time too many? We won’t know till next week’s episode and the dramatic conclusion!

  3. If you think open-carrying a gun gets you a lot of stares, try it with a battle axe. Of course, if you’re planning on mugging someone, there are plenty of non-battle axe-carrying people to choose from.

    Forget battle axes. Heck, forget guns.

    Frank, if you’re ever in the right neck of the woods, find yourself a good non-venomous snake (here in Pennsylvania we use the Eastern Black Kingsnake).

    Very few city-slickers are smart enough to know their snakes. Upon encountering a city-slicker in his natural habitat, retrieve your non-venomous snake from your backpack and toss it onto the city-slicker. He will immediately hand over his wallet out of fear of the “venomous” snake biting him.

    Works every time.

  4. I know that not everyone at Fark is a leftist idiot, but it’s funnier to pretend that when writing a rant.

    I don’t know about leftist, but judging by the comments they left here, you could be forgiven for thinking they’re all idiots.

  5. Yeah, Frank, you really hit a nerve with all the Fark-n-morans. 🙂
    How could the O-bah-muhh administration possibly shore up black support more than it already is? Polls have black support of O-bah-muhh at 95-97%. Good thing blacks aren’t Raaacist!

  6. “Fringe is a lot like X-Files, except… it’s a lot like X-Files.”

    Anna Torv is hotter than Gillian Anderson. The wacked out doctor Bishop is more entertaining to watch than David Duchovny’s constant whining then leaving the show. Besides, Mulder and Scully never got to do cool medical experiments on a cow in their office now did they?

  7. “If you think open-carrying a gun gets you a lot of stares, try it with a battle axe. Of course, if you’re planning on mugging someone, there are plenty of non-battle-axe-carrying people to choose from.”

    But Liberals will quickly begin to claim that the only reason one should have a battle-axe is for hunting, and that you should have a permit.

    …oh, and that toy battleaxes should all be painted orange, so that no one gets hit with a real battle-axe because someone thinks their toy battle-axe is real.

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