Obama is always asking, “Let me be clear.” What happens if we don’t let him?
The two-party system is inadequate. I need to party every single night! Yeah, baby! Yeah!
They should make the adult Ralphie from A Christmas Story a character on Mad Men.
Most renditions of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer leaves out the second verse where he goes ax-crazy.
God will strike you down if you say there is a greater Lord than Him or a greater sitcom than Arrested Development.
Attention videogame makers: I don’t care about realistic inventory limits. I don’t want to spend half the game managing my inventory. Inventory management is fine if it were a supermarket simulator, but not so much when killing zombies or goblins.
I guess it’s time to finally ask: What exactly is the legend about Zelda?
Know what would be a great team up? Sherlock Holmes and Dirty Harry.
Many on the left are saying distasteful things about Rush?!! And you say you saw a dog bite a man?!!
They should do a sequel to League of A Their Own where there’s another World War and women have to take over football.
I hope the Arrested Development movie is so full of in-jokes that it’s completely indecipherable to anyone who hasn’t seen the series.
Arrested Development? Must be that reality show about Hollywood producers.
Get on Wikipedia and look up Zelda II: The Adventure of Link and you’ll see what the legend of Zelda is. 😛
Most renditions of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer leaves out the second verse where he goes ax-crazy.
It’s much the same with “Good King Wenceslaus” and the verse that narrates what he does after too much “Christmas cheer”.
“Obama is always asking, “Let me be clear.” What happens if we don’t let him?”
Obama could easily replace “Let me be clear” with “I’m about to say something really stupid and anti-American”. It would be a lot more appropriate.
This is the signal that he is going to lay down a whopper of a lie. It’s the “wink wink, nod, nod” to his communist constituency.
Let’s face it Obama hasn’t yet reached the point in his presidency where he can remove that badge from his lapel that has “trainee” written on it.
When Barry says “let me be clear” he is really thinking “I am the biggest douche-bag POTUS ever!
Would the Ralphie on Madmen wear an eye patch?
A dirty Harrl/ Sherlock Holmes crossover would be cool. The first movie would be recovering Obama’s mojo from commie ninjas. After he gets his mojo Obama woul;d shout “What am I doing??!! America first! Amercia First!”
The same libbies proudly screeching about Rush’s early demise whyned anytime there was any negative comments on Ted Kennedy. imps. (But we already knew that.)
When Obama says “let me be clear” he is really saying:
“I’m so gifted and omnipotent and all that you mere mortals better get a grip and feel lucky just to have me as your leader, and do whatever suggestion or preposterous nonsence comes out of my mouth and be sure to say Yes O Omnipotent Obamaness – and bow down to me you understand you turkeys ! – – or you will be added to
T H E L I S T ! “
Nice to see Frank spent his time away from blogging wisely.
Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager, Of Empire Market loves realistic inventory limits: http:// http://www.blamesociety.net/chadvader/index.php
When O-bah-muhh says “Let me be clear…”, he’s leaving off the “…as mud.” And remember, mud spelled backwards is ….O-bah-muhh.
Who’s powers of observation are better, Sherlock Holmes, or Gregory House M.D.?
I bet the Adult Ralphie from ‘A Christmas Story’ has an eye patch…,or a glass eye.
Does anyone find it vaguely troubling that Frank shows up on the same day Umbama gets back? Coincidence?
So I hope the feds are planning on building a lot more prisons to house those of us who are not going to be able to afford “health care”. Someone, this time a conservative commentator talked about how Steve Forbes (former presidential candidate) had to pay $14,000 a year for health insurance in NJ, but next door in DE he could get the same kind of policy for $7,000 a year. I don’t know about anybody else in the “middle class” but $7,000 a year is about 3/4ths of my mortgage payment, or more than my other bills excluding food or almost 1 1/2 my food budget for the month.
Since the plan is either pay or go to jail I’m thinking the spouse and I are going to be guests of the feds for the rest of our natural lives. Ah well, 3 squares a day, heat/air conditioning, an exercise room, library and free medical care, what more could one ask for. The way the country’s going we’ll have more liberty than the folks on the out side. If only this were satire, sigh.
But all of Dirty Harry’s partners die.
Since Sherlock Holmes would be about 150 years old by now, maybe he’d die of natural causes? Unless he used H.G. Well’s time machine – yeah, that would work. They could spend half the movie in 1970s San Francisco, and the other half in 1890s London. They could punch Oscar Wilde for being teh gay or something…
Reminds me of an old ad line for a wargame company. Something like, “If war was supposed to be paperwork, then Patton would’ve been a file clerk.”