Random Thoughts

Political robo-calls would be cool if you were talking to a real robot with artificial intelligence and a partisan ax to grind.

When do we start discussing whether 2008 was the dead cat bounce of liberalism?

So is the opinion of the Democrats now that the 9/11 attacks were a strike against the fat cats on Wall Street?

Robo-Call: “Computron supports Coakley, friend of robots.”

If Coakley drops in the polls even more after Obama campaigns for her, I will have chortles.

“No, Obama, you’re going to Mass. for Coakley. Coke-LEE.”

If the Doomsday Clock reaches midnight, America turns back into a pumpkin.

Wow. The insides of a Thermos can really shatter to pieces if you drop it on pavement. Well, nature seeks homogeneity, and it received it.

A great slogan for Democrats: “Trade in your freedom for some free-smart.”

Rocksteady tried to run as a Republican, but he couldn’t get any support since everyone labeled him a RINO. The Flintstones’ pet dinosaur had a similar problem with the Democrats.

So has the U.S. been exploiting Haiti? To gain what?

New Idea: Giant Republican techno dance party with robots!

E-mail from Joe Biden: “We want our money back”. Words fail me.

If Brown wins, we’ll probably read a lot from Democrats why it means nothing, in editorials and suicide notes.

I guess I just didn’t get Shaun of the Dead. I found it just okay. I’m a humor expert. If something is funny, I should know.

Was surprised the first couple comments to my PJM column were negative, but then I remembered I made light fun of Palin.

Mmm. Mountain Dew Throwback good.

I like that when they have two 24s in a row, they still have the “Previously on” segment before the 2nd episode in case goldfish were watching.

Jack Bauer is the only man I know who can pull off owning a purse.

13 Comments

  1. New Idea: Giant Republican techno dance party with robots!

    Robots are as trustworthy as Newt Gingrich. Eventually they’ll wander off and sit down with Nancy Pelosi.

    I like when they have two 24s in a row, they still have the “Previously on” segment before the 2nd episode in case goldfish were watching.

    The writers are obvious – “Our country” is Iran, “Allison Taylor” is “White Obama”, etc. – and they should start showing actual news bits. “President Taylor gets cold feet as the unnamed Mid-East country cracks down on protestors!”

    By the way, I know I’m not the only one who laughed when President Likes American Blondes said “Let me be clear”.

  2. Mmm. Mountain Dew Throwback good.

    yes made with real sugar, mmmm sugar good!

    Random Thought:

    Miss Molly punched a hippie, the hippie had a bad smell
    Miss Molly went to heaven, the hippie went to……..well we all know where the stupid, smelly, commie , pinko , hippie went.

  3. “I guess I just didn’t get Shaun of the Dead. I found it just okay. I’m a humor expert. If something is funny, I should know.”

    I enjoyed it. I would suggest playing many, many hours of Left 4 Dead, and especially Left 4 Dead 2 before watching it. Cricket bat for taking zomby heads off. Heh. Funny.

  4. The Flintstones’ pet dinosaur

    On the original television show, which appeared back when I was a young lad (yes, there WAS television then!), he was named Dino, pronounced Deen-oh. There was, if memory serves, a toy Dino, as well; the jingle for the toy referred to Dino as “the perky purple dinosaur with baby blue eyes.”

    I actually have synapses in my brain that remember these things.

  5. …a real robot with artificial intelligence and a partisan ax to grind.

    Do they sell partisan axes at hardware stores or outdoor stores?

    If a robot is grinding a partisan axe, does it get sharpened faster?

    Would said partisan-axe-wielding robot, possessing said artificial intelligence, prove itself smarter than the human mind of “Mahfah” Coakley by knowing that BoSox great Kurt Schilling is NOT a Yankees fan?

    Is it a good idea for a BoSox fan to take their personal axe-wielding robot to Fenway when the Yankees play there?

    If Scott Brown wins, will he lead an army of said partisan-axe-wielding robots from behind the wheel of his pick-up truck down Comm Ave to the statehouse to keep the Dems from delaying the election certification?

  6. “So has the U.S. been exploiting Haiti? To gain what?”

    Not sure, but I do know one thing. I’m going to do as they keep telling me on TV and donate lots of money to Haiti. Then, when they hand that money to those half-buried people they’ll be happy.

  7. I was going to object to the notion that Computron would support Coakley. But, according to TF Wiki, “Before coming to any decision, Computron must analyze the opinions of every individual Technobot, resulting in his falling behind in battle.” Sounds like a typical Democrat pol.

  8. At least Brown’s truck was made in America by union workers employed by GM. Of course I suppose he could be criticized for not getting rid of it during the ‘cash for clunkers’ program and buying a nice gas efficient Toyota.

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