Form a Militia?

In Oklahoma, both Tea Parties and some lawmakers are thinking of forming a militia. Is that really necessary? The only purpose I could see to an official militia would be if conservatives expected some actual armed conflict with liberals. Since conservatives have larger numbers than liberals, many more people with military experience, and much more guns, also getting organized would just make such a conflict unfair to the point of being unsporting.

Actually, come to think of it, why haven’t we just become fed up with liberals and wiped them out a long time ago? I guess we’re just nice guys.

19 Comments

  1. How to get rid of liberals: Do nothing soon Iran will have a nuke, with strait of Hormuz under threat of shutdown enforced by a nuke oil prices will explode. Sardine cities can not survive without oil and liberal nonsense can’t survive without cities and oil. Oh sure they hate oil but their lifestyle indirectly is entirely dependent on it.

  2. @Asianeyes704
    We liberals and conservatives of different states were never meant to be married. But the civil war basically acted as a shotgun wedding. It just needs to be annulled so we can be returned to our independent lives under federalism.

  3. #4 – Peregrine John,
    Thanks for the link; I hadn’t heard a thing about the incident anywhere else today.
    Going to a TEA party in Memphis on 4/15, I’ll go armed.

    Would a militia operate like a ‘Neighborhood Watch’?
    “Hey! You Federal Agents! Get off my lawn!”

  4. Who needs a militia? I’m with Frank, let the libs become a militia. After all, they’re the ones who are scared of us. We don’t need a militia: the military is going to side with us before them anyway. As I count ammunition, their side is woefully inadequate. I’d pick the side with the flamethrowers over the side with the flower throwers every stinking day of the week.
    Life advice to code pink? If you’re over thirty and going to appear in public wearing a pink tutu with pink antaenna, you really ought to learn to use a gun. The police can’t be responsible if you paint a target on your forehead and run about. After all the marines you’ve pissed off, you NEED a militia and you should be afraid. Be very afraid.

  5. Of course we need an armed Conservative militia. It may be unfair to those silly liberals, but who said war had to be fair? You think anybody asked Patton, Eisenhower or Nimitz about being fair? Hell no! They just said “Thank you and great job wuppin’ those Nazi and Japanese weiners in the war, dudes!” Or something along those lines.

  6. Its just more markists double standards. They can have all the thugs and blech panthers and unions sfbs they want. They can attack and smear and lie and cheat and steal all they want. But the opposition is nuttier than a fruitcake if we want to protect ourselves from their markism. Well markists, I got a news flash for ya sparky, We are on to you. We will have our militias, our miltary, our rights, and our country. Yeah yeah, you won, because we slept, but you tried to screw things up just a bit much, so guess what, WEEERE BAAACK, and you lousy commies are in the cross hairs, so its to late babyson, me dinky dow, you go now.

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