I think something that would improve democracy is if you got a lollipop for voting.
Considering Republican enthusiasm for this November and the huge deficit, maybe it’s a good time for Democrats to propose a poll tax.
If those morons in Congress don’t completely screw up health care, it will be a miracle rivaling that of the parting of the Red Sea.
Good news, everyone: I currently have no plans to murder any of you.
“Good news, everyone: I currently have no plans to murder any of you.”
Would you like some plans? I maintain a large assortment. I’m afraid you can’t have any from the FLEM folder, though.
Does that just make it manslaughter then?
I consider myself a well-wisher, in that I wish you no specific harm.
P.S. Did you hear that ObamaCare may have stripped Congress of their health insurance?
I think that if we get a case of K-Y when voting, it just might ease the penetration of lies easily.
“Good news, everyone: I currently have no plans to murder any of you.”
I’m still keeping my pack of revenge monkeys at the ready. You’re not the only one out to kill me, ya know. *looks around*
I think something that would improve democracy is if you got a lollipop for voting.
Are you calling us all suckers for voting? I thought it was just the democrats that had that distinction. . .!
“Good news, everyone: I currently have no plans to murder any of you.”
Note that this clearly does not cover the actions of his minions so he could have plans for any or all of us to be murdered by someone else without falsifying this random thought.
STAY PARANOID FRANK J IS OUT TO GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure – and Obama has no plan to raise my taxes.
Death is the easy way out of this mess.
Lollipops for voting? They already give out stickers for voting, and those stickers are so cool that when I vote my kids demand I give them the sticker off my shirt. If they gave me a lollipop for voting, my kids would snatch it out of my mouth and try to lick it. Certainly you can see that this is a lot grosser than giving them my sticker, especially since I get to secretly throw away the sticker later after it falls off the wall.
I’m glad you currently don’t have plans to murder any one of us, but I’ll have you know my elite goonsquad is always on guard in case you change your mind. And they are a “shoot first, shoot a lot” kind of goonsquad.
RT
-Occam’s razor would have told me everything about Oprah years ago.
-Just like Dungeon and Dragons has chaotic- lawful and good -evil and everyone some is some combination and degree of two. So the next constitution should define right-wrong, awesome-not cool. punching a hippie= wrong-awesome, punching smartmouthed children = right-not cool
-“Personally, I’m relaxed about sodomy, which isn’t the same as being relaxed during sodomy. ” Mark Steyn
-facebook Marcus Daily
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children…to leave the world a better place…to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
-The promise of freedom from responsability comes with chains attached.
We should have had a parting of the Reid Sea.
After this past weekend’s plane crash, there are a few less Poles to pay the Pole tax.
The book should be called everything every straight guy and clear minded women already guessed about Oprah.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/pulling_back_the_curtain_on_oprah_o8pmz6I4T3lZ8san4GHvlN/0
Since Oprah and Obama are symptoms of the same disease…. I shall rant:
Know what I think the achilles heal with women is? … fashion.. it conditions them early and often to buy into shared delusions about how something stupid and ridiculous actually makes you look impressive or superior to others. A few years later in life and you get cult fads like Oprah and Obama .
-note object of shared delusions doesn’t need to be black but it helps when dealing with stupid white women.
-Obama’s poll numbers dropping have come almost exclusively from men, women support hasn’t budged. In fact I think he proportionally has lost more black male support then white female support after a long disastrous year.
Random thought: Thanks for killing off Renee! Thank you so much!
Combined with the return of Sleazy Huckabee lookalike, Charles Logan, this has become an excellent season.
“Know what I think the achilles heal with women is? … fashion.. it conditions them early and often to buy into shared delusions about how something stupid and ridiculous actually makes you look impressive or superior to others.”
Dear shiggz,
One can make the same argument for men and penises
“Good news, everyone: I currently have no plans to murder any of you.”
Change your mind again Frank?
lol,
For myself and I think most men feel about the same about the penis as we might about a screwdriver or alternator belt. Glad its working but no emotional attachment or attraction to it.
Certainly not going to write a poem or a play about it and insist if women really cared about me they pay a few hundred bucks to sit through said production. I also appreciate that they are free from the complications the female model carries.
What you might be describing is the false masculinity of the modern male raised in a liberal environment. Such things should be mocked and discouraged.
Also I have as much respect for Women who saw through and avoided the Oprah cult as I do for Blacks who did the same with Obama. Nature+cultural values=95% of the populations thoughts and actions. The few who stand against this powerful tide only to be ostracized are truly the noble and great among us.
Dear shiggz,
“…the false masculinity of the modern male raised in a liberal environment. Such things should be mocked and discouraged.”
Agreed, and may I add: “She wants to sit on his mushroom.”
They’ve already screwed it up. The analogy is closer to what happened to the Egyptians.
Maybe we could have voting “door” prizes…. be the millionth voter get a 1000 dollars…. or better yet…… every voter gets a box of thier prefered ammo……. forget about the door prizes.. I like this one better…. unless of course the door prize was a firearm! Ok Ok….. Door Prizes (firearms) and a box of ammo to every voter. Think about it….. we get more ammo….. the socialists could be reasonably considered “armed” cause they have ammo, and ipso facto (or some other messed up furign saying)…. if they’re armed we can shoot them……. Mwuhahahahahahahahaha……Mwuhahahahahahahaha……
@A.W.W.
Rofl, thanks! Glad you are on board.
A lot of our Euphemisms are old or worn out. Just because we are fighting a war against socialism, jihad, iliotersey, poverty, welfare dependency etc.. doesn’t mean we cant open a new front to update Euphemisms.
shiggz,
I believe I will embrace the notion of updating euphemisms. Instead of saying, “I wish I could push out a turd,” I shall now say, “I’m counting the number of days it takes for the corn I eat to cycle through.”
I just want all the free free free shit that numb nuts has been promising! Where do I go to fill up my car with free free free?
“Good news, everyone: I currently have no plans to murder any of you.”
Sorry Frank, calling it “really late term abortion” doesn’t change the fact that it’s still murder.
Random Joke: (hat-tip to Human Events)
I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?”
She replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.” Her parents beamed.
“Wow…what a worthy goal.” I told her, “But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guys hang out, and you can give them the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why don’t the homeless guys come over and do the work, and you can just pay them the $50?”
I shook her hand and said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
…Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
Be polite, be courteous, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
I forgot again. Was it “death AND taxes” or death OR taxes”. Nowadays it’s “death BY taxes”. MORITURI TE SALUTAMUS.