Congress may have accidentally stripped themselves of their health care by passing Obamacare. So if Obamacare denies life-saving treatment to Congress, maybe it’s a problem that will fix itself.
Congress may have accidentally stripped themselves of their health care by passing Obamacare. So if Obamacare denies life-saving treatment to Congress, maybe it’s a problem that will fix itself.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Maybe those silly morons will start reading the actual bills now? You know, know what’s in the bill you’re voting for, Mr. or Mrs Representative / Senator?
Our current Congress looks like a pack of wild poo flinging wild monkeys. Apologies to any wild poo flinging monkeys I might offend by comparing them to Congress.
From your mouth to God’s ears.
Without their health coverage, how will they ever recover from wounds caused by PITCHFORKS, TORCHES, and HOT TAR? No wonder they’ve been avoiding their constituents during the recess.
They opened Nancy Pelosi’s refrigerator and discovered the light does not come on for them. Which is a good thing, considering the stuff growing on what they’ve stocked the refrigerator with.
Question – if they unwittingly shot themselves in the foot like this, doesn’t that sort of imply they had no gorram clue what was in the bill and what it would do to America when they voted on it?
Tools.
I wonder how long it will take them to find the provision that states all Representative must wear red rubber clown noses whenever they have the floor?
Article 5570, section 501:
“George Washington will brand you all.”
Article 6721, Section 5, paragraph 11:
All hippies are required to take a Fred Thompson face-punch.
Ha! Ha!
They’ll be much happier without doctors. Their doctors were always taking out their tonsils needlessly and cutting off their feet just to pad the bill. Anyway, that’s what their Messiah says and he couldn’t possibly be wrong. Go home and take some aspirin, Congressman – that’s all you need.
How are those death panels workin’ out for ya, Congress?
This just totally made my day. Morons.
Your tax dollars at work.
Who gets to be on the congressional death panel?
@ #6…What have you got against hippies, man? Some of have decidedly turned staunchly conservative in our wisdom years.
I have an idea. Since our “elected representatives” (AKA Those @#$%&*! idiots!) have in their “wisdom” (AKA They have their heads shoved up their asses.) left themselves without healthcare, I propose we train a troop of wild poo flinging monkeys to be their “healthcare providers” (AKA Bend over and cough, Senator / Representative, don’t be surprised if the monkey shoves in something other than a thermometer.) until we can elect sufficient “intelligent people” (AKA Anybody but Democrats) to repeal Obamacare. Though even after it’s repealed we should keep the monkeys as their healthcare providers just to remind them of how @#$%&*! stupid it is to vote for legislation they haven’t read.
This gives me hope. If they can hide a whopper like that in a health care bill, maybe it’s not too late to sneak in a provision requiring Nancy Pelosi’s underwear to be run up the Capitol flagpole.
Obama said that if you like your coverage you can keep it. So does this mean Congress didn’t like their coverage?
However, unlike the rest of us, somehow Congress will magically regain their health care.
Remember in November – and never let Them forget!
So does this include Pelosi getting screwed out of the Health care too? Simply because the wicked twitch that she is swore “I’m going to get my healthcare one way or another” or something evil along those lines – wouldn’t it be incredibly funny if her botox injections the keeps skipping out on are no longer paid for because she had healthcare as a gov’t employee but managed to undo that which she was fighting to get forgetting she already had it?