At least now we know that those trying to swift boat Blumenthal were lying about his conduct in Vietnam.
So is Rand Paul crazy? His name makes it sound like he’s crazy.
My mom taught me that even if I have a straw that reaches across the room, I shouldn’t drink someone else’s milkshake.
They’re voting to raise taxes in Arizona? Nazis!
If there is one conservative thing about illegal aliens, it’s their blatant disregard for the minimum wage.
That’s it. I’m not watching another episode of Lost. When things slumped in the 3rd season, I said I’d only give them a 120 episodes to give me some answers. Well, tonight was the 120th. I’m still confused, so no more!
People keep saying Buttercup is a silly choice for a middle name for our baby, so we’ll probably just go with Hussein.
How does one get an invitation to the Bilderberg Group? Do I just send them a demo tape of how awesome and powerful I am?
I think we’re going to go ahead and make her middle name Buttercup. We’re probably going to homeschool, so it’s not like the kids at school will make fun of her.
So what occupation do I need to push Buttercup towards to make her name seem the cutest? Astrophysicist? Army Ranger?
Pole dancer.
And an appropriate name would be Buttercup Monster Diver.
Dictator for Life
Judge Judy’s replacement.
I love the idea of a DI yelling at Buttercup and calling her Sugar Britches. Like that would intimidate her!
Judge Buttercup will say things like “I didn’t spend 12 years in home law school so I could decide who gets to keep the U.S. Mint Commemorative Presidential Plate collection!”
You neeed 2 prepare yourself USING RANDOM capitalization at aLL times.
I think you get invited to the Builderburgers by building a better burger. like a Big Mac with jalapenos.
Career is not the big one. It’s who she dates. “Daddy, meet Rand Paul. Jr.”
she could have the most awesomeness job of all….Fred Thompson’as biographer.
I think you get invited to the Builderburgers by building a better burger. like a Big Mac with jalapenos.
Career is not the big one. It’s who she dates. “Daddy, meet Rand Paul. Jr.”
she could have the most awesomeness job of all….Fred Thompson’as biographer.
I don’t know what that is so I’ll just guess. Date the captain of the football team?
You could come with me to the next “Bilderberger party” …. Warning there are a lot of old people there and its kinda boring. The talk is all like:
-who should we invade now?
-Just how much oil are we hiding?
-If Pelosi was an alien hiding in a human skin suit who could tell?
-Which religious group should we try and genocide?
-Which religious group should be put in charge?
-Is Hitler coming to this event?
-We need more holocaust movies where we pretend the NAZI’s were Christians instead of Socialists.
-I never recognize him after all that surgery. I can only tell its him when he starts walking.
-Why isn’t Anderson Cooper here this year? Who cares hes not convincing lets choose someone else to our mouthpiece… giggles…
-Are the Alien who are hiding on the dark side of the moon coming this year? Have we put enough subliminal suggestions in the movies that they are peaceful and we should let them be in charge?
If that sort of thing sounds like fun I could always have a black helicopter pick you up.
An astrophysicist named Buttercuo has a real Robert Heinlein feel to it. Since he’s one of my fave sci fi authors I like it. Buttercup the Army Ranger has a real kick booty “boy named sue” feel to it. So I figure unless you want her to come back and whoop ya like in the Johnny Cash song I say Astrophysicist.
Well, according to Tim Geithner it’s easy.
1. Cheat and lie on your taxes.
2. Never hold a real (i.e. non-government) job in your life.
3. Be friends with a marxist radical.
4. Have said marxist become President and appoint you Secretary of the Treasury.
5. Get invited to the Bilderberg Group and astound everyone with how stupid you are compared to how much power you weild.
As long as she is not relegated to the profession of “engineer”.
You know how those people are.
If every Bild-a-bear conference is closed, how do we know what they are really doing in there? They might be having a fantastic came of tic-tac-toe or lawn bowling. That’s why the meetings are secret. They don’t want us to know that they care more about curling than world affairs.
I checked out a list of the Bil-a-bear conference attendees and noticed Dick Cheney never attended. I guess they figured if he attended, he would shoot them all and declare himself ruler of the earth and we would have world peace in 37 minutes after that.
“How does one get an invitation to the Bilderberg Group? Do I just send them a demo tape of how awesome and powerful I am?”
No, they no longer accept unsolicited submissions. You’ll need a recommendation from someone who has a lot of power and really hates America, like the recommendation from Dr. Khalid Al Mansour that got Obama into Harvard.
I was going to make a weak attempt at posting something witty, but then I found this:
http://www.bilderberg.org
Is there a guide somewhere that details what a conspiracy site should look like? Do they have special seminars at their nut conferences? Scroll down for the bonus graphic of the NATO emblem morphing into a swastika.
Frank, you really want to attend Bohemian Grove. It’s three weeks long and allows only men. I once read an account from someone who sneaked in, and all I can remember is that the participants felt fully free to stop along the pathways and whiz right on the grass. That’s my kind of world leader summit.
I’m not sure about the qualifications, although whizzing on the grass seems to be important. I seem to recall that Dick Cheney once attended, so we know it’s a quality event for quality people.
I ate a bilderburger once. I can’t tell you the recipe or I’d have to kill you.
Homeschooling! Homeschooling! Homeschooling!
I am a homeschool mama, and am always looking for more proselytizee’s. Let me know if you need any propoganda, book lists, encouragement, or what to say to those morons who ask that never-ending “socialization” question. When people ask me why I homeschool, this is what I tell them:
I keep the kids home to run my potato-whiskey still, and we don’t need no fancy book larnin’ for that.
Shuts them right up.
I never watched Lost, but when it was on we watched Life on Mars, which followed it.
So, as a result, my impression of Lost is that it’s just 2 minutes of somebody looking up and apparently being surprised to see someone else standing there. Because the other person, I guess, was dead or disappeared or something.
Does that pretty much sum it up?
I think Buttercup should be encouraged to study veterinary medicine and rocket science. Someone needs to take care of the missile-armed dinosaurs.