What proceeds is an extremely bad pun, and this is your warning. Once again, I don’t want you complaining to me how awful the pun is, because I warned you. If you’re smart, you’d just walk away now and not go any further. In fact, the pun is so bad, you may never find anything I write funny again, thus ruining IMAO for yourself. Still, I felt compelled to share this pun and may later seek psychological help on this self-destructive behavior.
You’ve been warned.
Q. What do you use to detect whether an item of food has cheese in it?
A. Ched-dar!
Ow. Why?
I don’t even have anything to say. Well done.
I can top it….
Q. What do you call a cheese based foot appendage?
A. Chee-toes!
* head explodes *
Frank, that is not the very worst pun you’ve ever made; however, it skates right up to the very edge of worst.
Well done??? Oh, come on, MarkoMancuso – I know you are angling for a t-shirt but encouraging this heinous “jest” is really too much!
I’ve tried confrontation, DamnCat, to wear Frank down. With my goal slowly coming into sight, I will give Frank an inch and hope he doesn’t take a mile.
I don’t get it…
OOOOWWWWW! Pppppppplease! Ddddddddon’t hurt meeeee!
1) Cheddar
2) ??
3) Profit
Q. Who do you call when you need to move your feet?
A. The toe truck.
Counting stuff using the “pencil-marks-on-paper” method has been outlawed in Afghanistan.
…because of the tally ban.
I don’t get it. Please explain.
“In fact, the pun is so bad, you may never find anything I write funny again”
I seem to remember you saying this before…
RADAR = RAdio Detection And Ranging.
CHED-DAR = ???
Wait?? This place was supposed to be “funny”?? If that’s the case it would prolly be hilarious with some Nuke the Moon shirts for the masses….
Cmon Frnak! You gots to re-distribute them shirts man.. get with the program
6/5
Well done Frank.
CHED-DAR = CHeesy Edible Deliciousness Detection And Ranging
Not bad.
That was just a little cheese dog of a pun,
it wasn’t the wurst.
Not a pun.
Q. What do you call a Rorschach blot that looks like a lobster and not like a proper Congressional district?
A. A map of the 12th district in Pennsylvania.
That’s nacho worst pun ever. You gouda done alot worse!
Swiss! Nothing but net!
Oh grate.
He used his ched-dar to find illegal aliens. He was able to use it to locate and capture Monterrey Jack.
You are right. I have been warned.
We may have to issue a fetawa against Fnrack for this. I snorted so hard my nose bleu cheese.
These cheesy puns are making me blue.
Just remember, you can’t spell “Punch in the face” without “pun”.
That’s not a pun, that’s a warning.
Will Frank ever stop with the puns? Edam well better!
I’m having a Havarti laugh.
The woman complained to her butcher, “Those sausages you sold me yesterday were meat at one end and nothing but cornmeal at the other end.”
The butcher replied, “Well, you know how it is – it’s difficult these days to make both ends meat.”
That pun was so bad that I want to run to my room…but there’s a Muenster hiding under my bed.
Q: What type of bees like milk?
A: BooBees!
Frank, you’re Stilton.
(still t one).
#18 – Charon,
It works for me! 😉