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Sounds like the only way Obama’s speech last night could have been worse is if vuvuzelas were blaring the whole time.

My favorite number is 12648430.

If this were a movie, this would be the point Obama would start to turn things around to become the greatest president ever.

We got the dog an anti-bark collar, and now she gets our attention by blowing into a vuvuzela.

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  1. We got the dog an anti-bark collar, and now she gets our attention by blowing into a vuvuzela.

    Be prepared for vuvuzela in the ear when she figgurs out that Beggin’ Strips have no bacon.

    D. Miller had it right. So, it’s part of their national heritage. Here it’s a $2.90 funnel that you use to put antifreeze in your car.

  2. If this were a movie, this would be the point Obama would start to turn things around to become the greatest president ever.

    I see him as the star football player in a cheesy movie who isn’t playing up to par because he can’t get his mind off of that girl. His coach, Christopher Walken, gives him a great halftime speech and his North Park Norsemen come back to win!

    You’re the best around! Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down!

  3. This is the part where Obama regenerates, ala Dr. Who, into Ronald Reagan. His first words “That last one was a rough one. Never again.”

    Speaking of no-bark shock collars, we should put one on each member of congress. “I want to raise taxes.” ZAP !!! “Let’s give Iran and China the nuclear launch codes.” ZAP !! “Tell Shell Oil we don’t want the oil skimmers since they aren’t manned byu American Union workers.” ZAP !!!! “Obama is going to do something.|” ZAP !!!

  4. “If this were a movie, this would be the point Obama would start to turn things around to become the greatest president ever.”

    No, if this were a movie, this would be the point where the evil imperial ruler president suffered a debilitating stroke which left him in a coma, and the affable look-alike good-guy was brought in to take his place so that no one would know that the “real” president was incapacitated. The good-guy look-alike would quickly figure out that Rahm Emanuel, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid were purposefully destroying the country and would rise up against his puppet-masters and make several public statements denouncing them and their policies and state that he was enacting new policies that the people actually wanted. The popularity of his new pro-American policies, combined with the hatred of the Emanuel/Pelosi/Reid faction of the administration would force other powerful DC politicians to turn their support to the “new” president and against the evil administration figures giving him the votes and support he needed to pass his voter-friendly agenda and save the country.

  5. I wonder how many people got the 12648430 joke. On top of that, I wonder how many went straight to the converting app on their iPhone and skipped Google altogether. Sad, but I’m sort of proud of myself in a nerd kind of way.

    If I may alter a quote from Airplane (1 or 2, I don’t remember which), I take my 12648430 black, just like my women.

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