Obama was blaming the Republicans again. At a fundraiser, he compared the country to a car the Republicans drove into a ditch and then he got it out of the ditch and now Republicans want the keys back. That’s kind of odd; I don’t know how many people total a car trying to get it out of a ditch.
Anyway, here’s how I remember things. I’m not sure how we got in the ditch, but I remember Reid and Pelosi were in the front seat grasping at the wheel. And then Obama came along and said, “I’ll get us out of the ditch. It will cost $100,000.”
And we were like, “That’s crazy. That’s way too much.”
And Obama said, “Too bad. You don’t have any choice to pay it! Now I better get to work.” So he started smashing the car with a sledgehammer while yelling, “Get out of the ditch! Get out of the ditch!” He completely totaled the thing, but eventually a piece of the car landed outside of the ditch and he was like, “There. I got it out of the ditch.”
And we said, “All you did was cost us a lot of money and make things worse!”
And Obama was like, “Are you saying I don’t know how to get a car out of ditch because I’m black?”
I don’t like telling people what to do, but I wouldn’t use that auto service again.
If you’re ObamaSmart, you can total the car by ripping it out of the ditch one piece at a time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PiGQMuT87U
The keys won’t be worth much when he’s done.
Hey, he’s gotta do something to sell those new $40K golf carts. If your car has to be destroyed in the process, well, that’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make.
For most people, when they drive a new car off the lot, they’re already “in the ditch,” as the saying goes.
When 52% bought the new 2008 model Obama, the showroom was already in the ditch.
Now the car is in the swamp right next to a flooding river which contains the broken-up showroom washing down stream.
just an odd coincidence, but today I was reading my 1959 Cadillac’s owner manual and it has specific instructions for how to shift the gears to get the car to pull itself out of a ditch. If the country came with a similar manual, it’s rather obvious that Obama, Pelosi, Reid, etc. have thrown it away or burned it. Then again, my ’59 runs better than the country or the companies that manufactured it back in 1959.
I need some clarification
1) Is the ditch in China?
2) Is the sledgehammer Stimulus?
3) Instead of a towtruck, is that a steamroller called Obamacare I hear backing up?
4) Why is there a bulldozer called Amnesty being unloaded from a flatbed?
5) Is Obama wearing a bucket on his head?
The stimulus is the sledgehammer that made a ditch all the way to China because Obama was wearing a bucket on his head.
I don’t recall any of that, Frank. I recall Obama replacing my ’68 Mustang with a donkey. A horse or a unicorn would have been nice and a team of Belgians would have been great. But he gave me a donkey.
Good plan, Dems,
run against Bush again.
Obama pulled the car out and deemed it a clunker. After giving us $2000 and a car that was new but otherwise didn’t do what we needed to do; he then raised taxes on us (to pay the bills), and then left the debt for us to figure out. Later, when the car started leaking oil, he did nothing to fix the leak, but told us nobody should be driving cars. Then he walked back to the tee box muttering “Bush did it”.
Leland, you missed Obama’s “gotcha:” tire pressure. You’re just not inflating your tires enough!!
Oh, and the tire pressure thing is Bush’s fault, too.
So From 1994 – 2000 the Republicans were navigating, and there was a dimocrap under the desk with a fat girl, and the car ran smooth. Then in 2000 a Republican sat in the driver seat and the car went fast and looked good. Then in 2006 the dimocraps whined and got to sit up front and the car went into a ditch. Then along came big ears: he got us out of the ditch and into the cesspool. And for this we are supposed to be grateful?
I think I would rather tease a badger.
Estella has a ’59 Caddie.
♥ I’m in love ♥
Well done!
It was the Republicans who tried to avoid the ditch but the CBC called the republican regulators racist and blocked them until they gave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGT_cSi7Rs
She isn’t going to let you pee all over it, stupid cat.
On the heals of Obama Motors releasing the most useless automobile ever invented, I would think that Obama would be smart enough to steer clear of car analogies.
You’re in love – with the car – ’cause your’re a damn cat. Cats like to hide under cars. Damn cats.
Funny, I made the same point about Obama “inheriting” a bad economy. If you get a car with one dent in the fender, that’s one thing. If you immediately smash in all the other fenders and crack the windows, then drive around saying, “look at this crappy car I inherited”, and a lot of people were paying attention when you did it, and others were so retarded as to think you were fixing it, you will get the results that only Democrats can be mystified to behold.
So, if I’m driving downhill in my car and come around a corner where the road ends and there’s a cliff there, wouldn’t the wise choice be for me to drive the car into the ditch? I mean, if there’s not enough room to stomp the brakes and get it stopped, I’d basically have two choices. Sounds like the Liberals would always drive off the cliff as driving it into the ditch always the worst option.
I can not envision Michelle letting Barry drive.
speaking of Obama, I just finished wording this. Obamas white marxist mother left his Kenyan father because she was trying to get out of the western world but his father was trying to get in.
Talk about a timely story. I will bet that is the story of most liberal white women who have dated an immigrant.
What GM used to be: http://s884.photobucket.com/albums/ac48/modern_day_estella/1959%20Cadillac/?action=view¤t=mycaddy.jpg
I can’t put up a photo of the Chevy Volt, because it makes me nauseated and angry at how the world of cars has decayed in the past 51 years.
I do need GM to recover, because they still make factory parts for the Moonship. However, I hate buying from Government Motors every time I get a leak in a transmission seal. I want my GM back! (beware of hissy fits!)
And yes, kitty paws are welcome on the car, so long as the claws stay retracted!
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