Mama Ewoks Demand Abortions!

Liberals counter Sarah Palin’s mama grizzlies by having women dress up as Ewoks and demand abortion:

You’d think with the drubbing the left is about to take in November, that would motivate them to act less like weirdos, but it’s possible they don’t even know how to do that. They knew that Palin’s mama grizzlies stuff is popular, so they thought that if they put on bear costumes and whine about the things liberals always whine about, then maybe they would be popular — I don’t really know how their deranged minds work.

So now are they going to go on TV to debate conservatives and just answer every argument with something meaningless like, “Yub yub!”? I guess there’s no reason to change their debate tactics just because they’re dressed like Ewoks.

(hat tip Tammy Bruce)

44 Comments

  1. This is obviously an attempt to solidify the core democrat voters…furries. Perhaps they will make commercials for the other fetishists that make up the rest of their perverted party as well.

    However, it is interesting to, once and for all, have it stated (even if stated by someone dressed like an ewok) that the most important issue to a democrat parent is not that her daughter be safe, get a good education, or have the opportunity to prosper in the career field of her choice, but instead that her daughter be allowed to kill her babies.

  2. Well, someone had to make a commercial MORE LAME than Carly Fiorina’s ‘Demon Sheep’; mission accomplished, Ewok’s List.
    Now we know the REAL reason that no one has ever seen an Ewok; they aborted themselves into extinction.

  3. In all fairness, they’re not just demanding abortions. They’re also demanding free health care and unemployment benefits. (Note to “salmon” lady: If you’re going to brag about being on the dole, at least take your jewelry off first.) I’m just surprised they didn’t think to work in something about global warming.

    That was possibly the most petulent and annoying thing I’ve ever seen. They could have at least put the damn masks on straight.

  4. oh no! Sarah Palin wants to “do away with” unemployment for people who apparently don’t work in the first place,
    do these people not understand that people like her and Rush etc aren’t in a position to make them do things and all they have to do is ignore them? I wish she’d do a video about the death penalty so we can hear these fine citizen’s
    view on how it’s wrong to kill people…….nothing proves that liberals are mentally ill better than that. I guess they’d
    have to dress up like murderers for that video.

  5. To me abortion under normal circumstances feels very wrong, but should a child really have to live under a mother who wanted to kill it but couldn’t find government funding to pay for it so she could sleep around and still finish her college years uninterrupted?

    I notice that their premise is that not sleeping around or adoption are never on the table. I stayed a virgin until I got married at 25 it was the single most difficult thing I have ever done and I have jumped off hundred foot cliffs and climbed to the peak of mountains.

    The left becoming a monster that pains my soul and is making me sick to my stomach.

  6. Didja notice that the chick who whined about the now non-migrating salmon is a therapist? Is she a therapist to salmon? She should have known that bears don’t make good salmon therapists.

    On the other hand, it makes sense. Salmon give birth and then die. Giving birth is bad. If female salmon only had the right to choose, they could abort their eggs, swim happily back to the ocean and have successful salmon careers. Save the salmon! Abortions on demand for all migratory fish!

    @Marko: Yesterday, I saw that Drudge picked up on the latest of the Gettysburg outrage (story no longer listed on Drudge).

  7. So, if we take this a video attempting to make a point… I know, I know, it’s difficult, but bear with me…

    First off, these Ewoks have no clue what a grizzly is. If salmon were swimming upstream and THIS is what awaited them, they’d be laughing so hard they probably floated all the way back to the ocean. They didn’t “stop migrating”, they’re at the mouth of the river with tears rolling. Probably need to rest up for the next attempt.

    Apparently, these idiots think that grizzlies need unemployment insurance if the salmon are laughing to hard to swim upstream.

    Hard to take anyone seriously if they dress up in cast off costumes from the play “Damn Kats”

  8. Better to dress up as Ewoks than confront the reality that they support the right to kill human beings.

    @ Burmashave, as I stated previously, I’m in Maine and so out of the loop. Would you happen to have a link to an article about this latest outrage? Thanks.

  9. You know, it makes perfect sense. Listening to insane liberal mothers supporting baby killing fits with what they’re wearing, Ewok costumes. What they say matches what they wear perfectly.

  10. @Marko: Sorry, I should have been more specific: Gettysburg Battlefield Preservation Association Supports Casino. The GBPA was founded in 1959, and seem legitimate; however, they aren’t really in sync with the goals on their own homepage (gbpa.org):

    “For forty years, The GBPA has continuously worked to protect the battlefield from modern development. The site of the decisive battle should be preserved for future generations, so that they can understand the sacrifices made by common men and women in freedom’s sake.”

    Sorry for the non-random-ish hijack, Frank.

  11. They should have just cut to the chase and said union support good, abortions good, not really too interested in anything else. Could have saved all that video. Too bad a real grizzly didn’t show up.
    This is what happens when teletubbies smoke crack.

  12. Once again, I think I missed the part where this video jumped the tracks. On a second pass I found it.

    It’s right at the beginning where they’re all stating their careers and then the say, “I’m a mama grizzly”. THAT’s where it left the track and headed down into the ravine. The comment back to them at that point is more along the line Frank had. “Well, not exactly. Look in the mirror. That’s not a grizzly. It’s not even a Panda bear. You people are Ewoks! So, yep, Sarah WASN’T speaking for you”.

  13. You want your daughter to have the right to choose, but what about your daughter’s unborn daughter[or son]? Why aren’t they regarded as citizens? Its a typical progressive-liberal tactic to make up “rights” as society [not our Constitution] allows.

    For example:

    “Our daughters have the right to choose!”
    “Homosexuals have the right to marry whoever they want!”
    “Illegal aliens have the right to live in this country!”
    “Muslims have the right to build religious buildings WHEREVER they choose!”
    “The Government has the right to moderate it’s subordinate state’s decisions!”
    “Animals have rights too!”

    You see, liberals LOOOOVVVEEE to make up these “rights”, so that they can then label their opposition as “racist”, “bigoted”, “haters”, “control freaks” etc.

  14. As much as I like babies (my own…not others…) how is this a problem? Mean, angry, jobless, idiotic women who want their uteri scraped everytime they get knocked up saves the world from even more mean, angry, jobless, idiot kids.

    Jobs saved or created, folks. Simple solution. Scrape a uterus. Soon, they’ll have aborted themselves out of existence. It’s natural selection. They *are* the bottom of the food chain.

  15. Pardon me if i state the obvious. These women are in support of measures that allow them to KILL their own children when they are the most vulnerable. Mama Grizzlies are willing to kill what they perceive as predators to their offspring anytime, anywhere and anyone.

    So what do these two groups have in common again?

    Oh right, a uterus. What was I thinking? Too bad it wasn’t maternal feeling, compassion, love or integrity. One might take those things seriously, as it is they are just more candidates for Clown College.

  16. @Marko #30: Sometimes non-profits are easy to buy off. They get a huge donation and delude themselves that they can do wonderful things with all the money.

    I dunno why, but this reminds me of a story about Gen. George Patton. Sometime in the early 20th Century, Patton and a few others were making a self-guided tour of the battlefield. They reached a hill, and Patton said, “It was here; I know it,” and he — without ever looking at their guide book of the battle — said it was here that Gen. so-and-so did such-and-such. The rest of his group looked at the guidebook and said, “No, the book says he was over there.”

    Not far off, there was a very old man who was within earshot. He came over to the group and told them that Patton was right and the book was wrong. That old man knew. He had been there.

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