Iran has their own armed aerial drone. According to experts, it sucks, but at least they seem to be making advancements in naming them as [Google “Iran President”; cut and paste name here] called the drone the “ambassador of death.” So what would you name your UAV? Here are some of my ideas:
The Diplomat of Destruction
The Monarch of Murder
The Archduke of Annihilation
The Emperor of Explosions
The Prime Minister of Pain
The Senator of Slaying
The Comptroller of Killing
The Member of the House of Lords of Making People Not Alive Anymore
Mr. Explodey
So what would you call your armed aerial drone?
The pelousinator
The go all bwarney on your butt
The oohba ma from above
Clyde
The Sultan o’ ‘Splode.
I used to call them “Cox airplanes”
http://www.quicktechhobby.com/Airplane/Cox%20Hobbies/cox_hobbies_airplanes.htm
I don’t see any reason to rename them.
The Senator Kennedy Is Your Driver
The President of Purgatory
The Pterodactyl With Rockets under its wings
INDIGNANT IMAM INCINERATOR!
The Will of Allah
The Grand Moofti of Mayhem
The Great PooBah of Pain
The Prince of Pain
The Duke of Destructionism
The dildonator (put it in a safe place baby).
I would name it “Justin Bieber”, because just hearing that name always makes me nauseous.
There are so very many possibilities from Film and Movie history that I may take one of those:
1.) “Eat Me!”
2.) “Ayatollah of Rock AND Roll ‘ Ah!”
I have purposely left off and Star Wars or Star Trek garbage…
3.) Janeway – inator. (Sorry – I changed my mind…)
Mr. Snuggles
The Pain Train
The Unilateral Veto
Lightning from Heaven
Thor’s Hammer
Agressive Negotiations
American Diplomacy (or American Diplomat – “we sent 3 American Diplomats to ‘negotiate’ with the terrorists”)
Can we have your liver then?
Drone, Desert, Amusing
Automated Population Control
Sedgewick
The Flying Fatwa
The Mayor of Boom!town
The Chairman of Cruise Missles
The Cleric Cleanser
Justice for Jihadis
Long-Distance Death Device
The Director of Muslim Outreach
The Regime Changer
Uncle Bunker Buster(say that five times fast!)
I’ve always been partial to “Hi there!” and “Dear John” from Dr. Strangelove
The Suckster of Splodin’
“Hey, not that way…ahhhhhhh”
Muslim Muncher
Death To America Because You Made Justin Bieber
America Spank
You Asked for It
The Obama Economy
I Can Think (And Kill) For Myself
The General of The Gene Pool
The Exchequer of Extermination
The Potentate of The Prone
The Drone of Death
Get Off My Planet!
The Flatulent Avenger
The Next Thing You Will See is Allah
The Ultimate Suppository
Maker of Really Bad Days
Spongebob
* Jack Ham
* Jack Lambert
* Lavon Kirkland
* Kevin Greene
* Greg Lloyd
* James Harrison
The Ahmadinejad Suppository
SLAM (Swift Lightweight A$$hat Masher)
ATB (Allah This Biotch)
Craters R Us
Chunky Style Raspberry Jelly Maker
* Very Little Boy
* 0.004 Killoton Express
* Annoyance from Above
* Blister Buster
* Pajamahead’s Pipe Dream
* You Won’t Be Laughing When It’s Nuclear Tipped
Suck on this!
Mohamed’s revenge. (Not to be confused with Montezuma’s revenge).
I’m going to name it iNfidel
Since it is probably really Russian how about Big Rocket to kill Moose and Squirrel
Sir Kills-a-lot
Li’l Missy Missiles
For the Iranian drone:
Not-a-V1-ripoff
IDF Target Practice (basic version)
If it’s really a chinese design:
Sizzling Happy Bombing Drone Combo No. 1
And my personal favorite:
The Flying Biden
* Precondition #1
* Splodin’ Man Milošević
* Dialogue (also the name of Gutfield’s Gay Bar)
* Desperately Seeking Sunnis
* The Flying Minaret
* Creator of Virgin Shortages
“Frank J.”
Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye (Oh, I see you’re already doing that! Ok, stay there. Freeze. Say “Cheese.”)
“Baconator”
“No, The Red Wire!”
“No! Bud Light!”
“One-Way Ticket To Your 72 Virgins (And They Look Like The Vikings’ Offensive Line)”
“The Fan Hits the Shiite”
The Community Organizer of Excessive Vacations!
Or.. The Community Organizer of Owies if you want to stick with the whole death and dismemberment thing.
The C.R.O.W. (Carter, Roosevelt, Obama, Wilson)
-they all helped destroy the Constitution maybe they could help destroy something for the good of our country for a change.
Fist of the Heavens
The taliBOOM
Vuvuzela
salAAM!
this one’s for YOU.
when you care enough to send the very best.
COW. (when a little birdy goes splat on you, aren’t you glad that cows can’t fly?)
Ernie Loco – FTW
Those were classic.
Kharmic Koala?
Fred Thompson
Ali Baba and the Forty Decibel Boom.
Fred Thompson’s Snooze Alarm.
More Splodey Than a Whitesnake Concert.
So Powerful Armageddon A Woody.
The Berkeley Burkah.
SnuffaLotOfThemOutOfExistence-us.
ObamaWon II.
LiarLiarPantsOnKablooey!
InfadelInside (pom pom pom pom)
OhYouTrickyTrickyWhiteBoy.
Glass!It’sWhat’sForDinner!
Clue-Bringer
The Peacekeeper
Pig in a Metal Blanket
Mr. Ribby
Frank, “The Comptroller of Killing” made me LOL.
So did “The Director of Muslim Outreach” in comment #10.
The Commerce Clause of Conflagrations.
Friendly Fire Optional and Probable Flying Splodey.
Mother of All Car Alarm Going Off In The Night Makers.
Mechanical Palestinian Rock Throwing Youth.
So Menacing It Blows Up The IMAO Comments Just Seeing It Drone.
Make Laurence Simon Laugh So Much He Stops Being Mean To Me Buzz Bomb.
Grand Royal Chieftain of the People’s Democratic Republic of Boom.
Vice Duke of Vaporization
The Flying Trap Easy
What’s That Noise?
Blastatron the Adequate
Sucks To Be You!
The Obama of Incompetence
The Pelosi of Botox
The Markos Moulitsas of Dorkiness
The Helen Thomas
The Mozlem moderator
Powie & Owie
The Pooper scooper
Religion of piss pacifier
The Ayatollah of Boise Idaho Aldermen.
Chicago Community Organizer of Death/Voter Registration.
Race Pimp Rocket of Doom.
Maxi Pad Protection For Pelosi (With Wings!).
Flying Spacemonkey of Friendship Nullification.
NASA Outreach 1.0.
The Islamic Colonic
Bob….
or maybe..
Dave….
Good old fashioned Murrican names for a good old fashioned Murrican ass whoopin’
The Grand Llama of Lambaste
The Mufti Mangler
The Shah of I-Kick-Ass
The Ali Baba Atomizer
Knights in White Burquas
Here’s what i’m doing about “that”, Al Gore!
uz guyz all missed the best an most obvious. . .
The dreaded ” DRONE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!”
That’s right, doom spelled with 18 Os. Catchy, huh?