What’s up with Obama and unconstitutional laws? I mean, he passes a law forcing people to buy stuff, and the judge was all like, “You can’t force people to buy stuff! Don’t you know what this country was founded on: Shooting British people with muskets over tea.” And Obama was all like, “I don’t know anything about this country! I was raised in Indonesia. Why can’t people just do as I tell them and stop yelling at me!” The judge also didn’t like the clause in Obamacare that said, “The Constitution is stupid! We defy it!”
Anyway, the law will still have to go to the Supreme Court which will decide once and for all whether it matters if laws are Constitutional. There are four Justices there who are like, “Laws should probably be Constitutional.” And another four who are like, “The Constitution is stupid. I don’t like reading it.” And then one more who is like, “Maybe stuff should be constitutional, but I’m not sure.”
What the Supreme Court decides is very important, because if the law is found to be unconstitutional, Obama will be convicted of treason and sent to a prison camp on the moon to mine moon gold. This is the traditional punishment for treason described in the Constitution, but when the Constitution was first made, they didn’t have rockets to the moon, of course. Instead, they had really big guys try to throw treasoners (people who committed treason) to the moon, but they were rarely successful.
Constitutional law is fascinating.
So, what year did you study under “Constitutional law professor” Obama?
Shouldn’t it read, “Shooting British people with muskets IN THEIR JUNK over tea.”
From a legal standpoint you may have left out an important part.
Article VIIII
…if thou hast been found to treasoneth thou shant be tossed as unto a caber towards the moon of the cheese and must mineth until thou bringest back moon gold or mermaids with sea shells portending as if it were a bra hideathin the mermaida nerps.
I can’t wait for a Republican POTUS and Republican Congress. Then they shall pass a law requiring all Americans to buy a gun and a Bible with orders to bitterly cling to both!
Frank is correct. The real John Henry was one of those “really big guys” he speaks of.
“Instead, they had really big guys try to throw treasoners (people who committed treason) to the moon, but they were rarely successful”.
Instead they made it as far as mexico so their ancestors can invade at a later date.
And another four who are like, “The Constitution is stupid. I don’t like reading it, because I don’t like freedom and you don’t need it, and I know better than you how you should worship me”.
FTFY
I sure wish that my constitutional law class had been as fascinating as that piece. It was really boring, and, since Roe v. Wade was decided about a month into the class, it was even more hallucinatory than that post.
@ussjimmycarter- You don’t have to wait for a Republican POTUS… headline at hotair.com: Legislator Introduces Bill To Compel All Citizens To Purchase a Gun for Self-Defense
There are a few other alliances in the Supreme Court:
“The Wise Latina Contingent” -versus- “The Bitter White Guy Alliance”
“The Foreign People Said Important Stuff, So We Need to Listen to Things They Said Bund” -versus- “The What You Talkin’ about Willis? League”
“The Constitution Does Not Guarantee Property Rights Faction” -versus- “The We Will Appropriate Your Chair and Hit You on the Head with It Coalition”
“Terrorists Need All Possible Protection, But Unborn Babies Get Squat Council” -versus- “The Other Side Are Evil Morons Partnership”
Wat’s really funny is that Odumbo is suppossed to have been a Constitutional Law Scholar or something. He even supposedly taught it, so I would figure he should know when a law is constitutional or not. Right? Of course he may studied constitutional law so he could learn how to circumvent the Constitution, which is about the only thing he’s good at.
We all better just hope to God none of the conservative justices or the one swing justice leave the court for any reason between now and 2012.
A group of South Dakota lawmakers has introduced a bill that would require almost everyone in their state to buy a gun once they turn 21.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/02/01/sd-lawmakers-propose-mandating-gun-ownership-make-point-health-law/#ixzz1CjgyNAsQ
I’m waiting for a YouTube video of Katie Couric and Bryant Gumbel discussing what they think the Constitution is.
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We should require all Conservatives to buy guns, all liberals must by large feathers. This should make the eventual expulsion of them much easier.
sorry, fingers aren’t typing so well, they are frozen….