It’s Friday! You know what that means? It means I’m still on vacation and am not going to write a post.
But you commenters have done a great job of entertaining yourself, so I’d give you a fresh post to work with. One of you can comment “First!” to it and get that great “I’m first” feeling.
And I hear Obama just gave another speech! Did he solve everything with it?
And also I heard someone was caught plotting to attack Ft. Hood. Was he Norwegian? I’ve expected a big Norwegian backlash, but I’ve been the only one beating them up lately.
And most importantly, in video game news, Nintendo has announced a huge price drop (more than 30%) in the 3DS already, so I guess they botched that. At least for being a sucker who already bought it, I get to be an “ambassador” — just like John Bolton! Yay!
Sorry damn cat no tuna this time
I’m with you, Frank. I’m an early adopter of the 3DS. I’ve got sf4 and Doa:d if you’d like to play some time.
Also, I don’t think you can say you’re an “Ambassador” like John Bolton. John Bolton is like the Chuck Norris of diplomacy.
“Great job” sounds suspiciously like High Praise to me. I don’t think we can handle that.
Wait a minute… Something’s different.
True, Jimmy. If we all did a great job, then we must all hate ourselves. I don’t like that one bit. I personally did an awful job.
I did nothing to earn any praise, even lowly praise. I am not worthy of a Chesty Puller avatar.
As for you, Frank, just admit that this the close you’ll ever get to posting a weekend open thread.
Well, I think we learned that ussjimmycarter’s first name is Steve!!
That’s funny right there.
Wow. Frank goes on vacation and even Harvey and Basil stop posting. That doesn’t give very strong supporting evidence to the claim that they’re actually different people and not Frank’s alternate personalities.
Did Obama solve everything with his speech? Did he solve it with his speech? Oh boy, did he?
No.
Did Obama solve everything with his speech? Did he solve it with his speech? Oh boy, did he?
No.
Dear Mom, It’s me, Frank. How are you? I am fine. Things are good here at camp, but I miss you very much. Wish you were here. There are lots of things to do, but only one PlayStation and the fat kid keeps hogging it. My cell phone doesn’t work here at the lake and neither does my laptop, so I feel kind of sad at times. Have you looked on my website to see if those idiots are actually posting things? They’re so stupid and you know how I hate them. Especially the cat…and, of course, the stupid frog. I miss my wife and little Buttercup (wow, I wonder if I’ll recognize her when I get home…it’s been DAYS!!). But, my new camp buddy, Michael, has been showing me some neat games that we play together late at night that feel good, and kind of remind me of my wife. Anyway, I’m going to go tie-die some shirts and if I’m able to I’ll make you a wallet. Be home soon. Love you!!! Your son, Frank J.
I love how Obama comes to the mic 4 days before this deadline and tells everyone we need a bipartisan effort.
That’s like watching someone who’s starving in a famine and telling them, “Hey, you probably need some food.”
Anytime I try to post the same thing twice, Carolyn, Basil’s WordPress stops me. I don’t know how you pregnant women do it!
SOB reminds me of this:
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah,
Here I am at… Camp Granada!!
Playing baseball, gee that’s bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this lettah.
Hey wait! How could Frank go on vacation during a national crises? I know the truth. Frank is a secrete agent. and this “vacation” is just a cover for his latest mission. I’ll bet it has something to do with Norwegians. I just haven’t work out all the code in the commentors section. I am reasonably Jimmy is his contact. Just looking at the way he strings his sentences together, the seemingly off topic comments and the peculiar spelllings he employs. He is the secretary who will disavow any knowledge of Frank if he is caught or killed…Which makes Jimmy’s real identy Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. This comment will self distruct in 5 sec.
Make that a secret agent not a secrete agent….ewww. Got to learn to proof before posting
How do we know he’s not a secrete agent?
@ Hippie punchomatic 5000
Harumph…the real John Bolton would give me tuna!
Some day in the near future, in a phone booth somewhere in the middle east, a man is receiving a briefing on tape…..”Good morning Mr. Mohamed. Your mission (and as an Islamic Martyr you have no choice but to accept it) is to use nuclear material the Islamic Mission Force (IMF) has acquired from Iran. You and your entire IM Force will be smuggled across their unguarded southern border in a box marked ‘poisonous reptiles.’ From there you will snake your way across America disguised as the ever popular…Mexican Drug Smugglers!! Once you have infiltrated their cities you will set off atomic weapons made from the Iranian nuclear material we will provide you. You and your IMF team are to nuke several American cities and kill as many of the Godless infidels as you possibly can. As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Supreme Ayatollah will disavow any knowledge of your actions….but don’t worry ’cause the worst they’ll do is continually read you your rights until you pray they WOULD water board you! Good luck, Mr. Mohamed. This tape will self-destruct and go directly to paradise in five seconds.”
Please note Mohamed is not a Norwegian.
@zzyzx, I think you should know that John Boehner is actively working on a plan that would make it possible to decrease the nuclear material in each of those dirty bombs by 3-5 percent. He’s currently working on rallying the votes for his plan, and when he does he will announce that he’s “ended the crisis.” He’s subsequently admitting in interviews that the deal is “not perfect,” but that “it’s the best deal we could get.” Feel better?
@zzyzx: You forgot to instruct Mohamed to yell “Racista!!!” at anyone who tries to detain or question him, and to head for sanctuary cities first. Getting nuked is a suitable reward for their policies.
Since it’s always left to ussjimmycarter to point out the obvious to you morons…has anyone seen any posts from Bantha_Fodder since Frank left? Yea, me neither! That’s because his lips are sown to Frank J’s ass and he has taken him with him to where ever he has gone! OR…since the mighty Frank J is not here Bantha_Fodder can’t be bothered with us rubes and losers! OR…FrankJ is Bantha_Fodder a ruse to get us to “step up our game”…
@ussjc…
Are you telling me that the Bantha (whatevah the eff he/she is) got high praise and a free vacation?????
I think I’m going to have to muster some righteous indignation for this Bantha critter…..
Oh no!!! Being in Minnesota it appears that the TSA will probably go into overdrive and all passengers flying into and out of MSP International will have DEEP body searches performed! Reason…we have lots and lots and lots of Norwegians up here!!! Of course I will not fly until the SS/Gestapo is outlawed but for the rest of you…enjoy!!!
First to say “first”.
First to say “second”.
If you live in Idaho, we do you go on vacation? Some big city like Missoula Montana?
27th! Whooooooo!
At one point in history we finally got the Norwegians to stop pillaging us. How did we do that again? Converted them to Christianity.
Maybe we should try that with the Jihaddi’s
Just sayin.
I think if you asked the average Democrat, we Christians are the most dangerous lot in the world. Of course we don’t have the Muslim Homo stoning where they come with the High Heat, but that doesn’t seem to matter to Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank…
What this blog really needs are more ad’s with Hot Chick’s holding Fully Automatic Weapons! Someone should sell more space to the ad companies willing to put Hot Chick’s in the ad’s…..
Son of bob….It’s doubtful Mohamed will have to worry about any of John Boehner’s plans as (once they are put on paper) they all end up in upper left hand junk drawer of Harry Reid’s desk.
Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
I hate budgeting
It’s a bothah
Barack Obama
He’s annoying
With our primetime television
He keeps toying
Now please don’t mis-
Understand me
U.S. Congress
Isn’t Handy
Reid’s a moron
Boehner will lose
For a month now this has been the main news
Muddah Faddah
I’m so sad to say
My reponse is
To blog with FrankJ
And the other verbal farters
Chief among them is the ussjimmycarters
You know, it’s been years since Glenn Reynolds’s fondness for putting puppies in blenders has been so much as mentioned at IMAO. Can we have a poll as to what Glenn’s favorite flavor of puppie smoothie is? I’m guessing schnauzer, myself.
TFTD Cigarettes or diapers, I find the users of both have lost the sense of how awful they smell.
Speaking of puppies, anyone have a young female bulldog (halfish bulldog is fine)? I went looking and the pups all started at like $1200.
I explained to the guy that since he had 4 puppies and I had none that Obama should give me two. Anyway… so I’m still in the market.
35th!
I’d guess daschund they have a little bite.
CarolynthePregnant sure is getting a pass on everything. Must be that whole with child thing. I look pregnant and I get no slack.
Had to change a tire 100 heat. Wife calls car broke down and $100 to put it on the “machine” Looking like another 100 plus some muultiple.
I need a bad guy illustration for Sunday…any of you guys want to brag?
Jimmy me laddy is right! Ace’s comment section is like the Battle of the Somme. Thanks be to God that here it’s All Quiet on the IMAO Front.
Is it all because we’re on the same page? Me, I am so Fed up with the entire debt debacle that I do not pay it any attention.
Can anyone sell me some seeds? I need corn, beans, and potatoes for now.
Boy, I sure am glad that talk of me being some kind of Frnak J. agent contact person has died down. Before I started painting my sheds today, I was wondering how I was gonna nip that one in the bud. I blame EdthePastor for this. He needs to say something like, “Dammit Jim. I’m a Pastor not a detective!” just to clear it up! (I know… Pastors don’t say things like that! Hehe.)
Frank, what about CarolynThePregnant’s request for a baby poll? Code 1.42.
I’m feeling sorta pregnant too. Nah, maybe it’s the ale and the cabbage I had for lunch. I used to have babies at home but I couldn’t stop time and they grew up and left.
No seeds Marko. But I’ve got succulent beets the size of hardballs. Mmm mmm mmm.
And Boehner got a bill passed that has a snowball’s chance in hell to pass the Senate.
i have cucumbers the size of small watermelons. and okra. lots and lots of okra.
FIRs… Oh. Never mind.
Bad guy? Hmm
How bout this.
http://www.believersweb.org/view.cfm?ID=1241
Ed the Pastor:
Our deacon tells stories about a guy named Beaudreou. (Budrow?)
Beaudreou visits his cousin and they go to church on Sunday and hear the preacher say, “One day, everyone in this church will die!” Beaudreou begins to laugh. “Why are you laughing?” demands the preacher. Beaudreou replies, “I don’t go to this church!”
@CarolynthePregnant Great job with the song. I LOLed
CarolynthePregnant…Sniff…Wipes tiny tear from eye…that was beautiful! That was so much more awesomer than lame High Praise that I am truly honored! Let me know when the little one is born so that uncle ussjimmycarter can send a present! High Praise from me! (And that’s real High Praise, not the kind that comes from “The Man”)!!!
Jimmy, You’ve got succulent balls the size of beets? Are you like ghey or something? I don’t mean ghey in a “Hey he’s maybe seen one up close” kind of gay…I’m talking flaming balls to the wall (or..well you know) ghey!!!
First…45th post…
http://www.yourhoustonnews.com/lake_houston/news/article_f864978d-1356-567b-a237-922b24cdcba7.html
Shoot, I was hoping the commenting here was cyclical, I was waiting until it came around again so I could say, “first”.
Oh well.
At least I’m not last.
Veeshir woulda been last but in lieu of actually attending a church service this weekend I was prompted to YouTube the subject of Sacred Steel Guitar, which as promised mixed Black church services and the one thing I thought it lacked: Steel guitars. Amazingly they go together like putting peanut butter in your chocolate. And for those in the mood for an early sermon about a cool subject, our friend Joan has one at her Primordial Slack blog, though she should get a little…. er, slack for subject matter.