I assume the reason there are no debt ceiling negotiations on Friday is because they were all going to see the new Harry Potter movie.
Know which Harry Potter character Obama reminds me of? Percy.
So has anyone ever bothered to inform electronics manufacturers that if you have a fat plug it can block other outlets?
Stoopid Palin; “un” and “de” cancel each other out. Her movie should just be called “Feated”.
A commenter insulted my intelligence but said I have “Chutes Bah”. Is that an alien from Star Wars?
If the US defaults on its loans, all of Congress and the president will be sent to debtors prison. IT WILL BE AWESOME!
Movie theater concessions must be what buying food is like in Europe.
“Do you have a Regal Club card?”
“No. I like to live off the grid.”
HARRY POTTER SPOILER: Snapes last words were: “Five points… from Gryffindor…”
For broadcast of soccer in America, can’t they just humor us and have the clock tick down?
Also, the could have Madden as a commentator to make it more interesting to Americans.
I’d say “anti-climactic” for the end of the Women’s World Cup, but that doesn’t properly express the level of buffoonery.
Well, Japan will appreciate the win more than we would, most of us not even knowing the World Cup was going on.
Horrible Bosses was very funny, but I wouldn’t recommend it for anyone who doesn’t like raunch. So I wouldn’t have recommended it for me.
Mosques seems like a separate issue from religious freedom because you don’t usually worry about churches being full of terrorists. But they’re not. Just wish we had a bit more extremism intolerance when it came to Islam. Hurts good Muslims when we tolerate bad. Like the guys behind the Ground Zero mosque; they had enough extremism links that they should have been shunned from polite society.
I didn’t just send you a dollar, Frank, I sent you a dollar and fifty cents. And my reward for this generosity? I find you talking about soccer.
You lousy mook.
If we blow up China, does that mean our debt goes away?
Wait what’s the world cup? Some kind of International drinking game?
Is Feated really a movie? It’s kinda short, about he size of a pamph – in-between a pamphlet and a book.
That seems a bit extreme – China is where all the catnip toy factories are located.
Maybe we can just hire someone to break into China and steal or bonds back. Someone like Tom Cruise or George Clooney. They’re both really good at that sort of thing – I’ve seen them do it.
Stupid fat plug manufacturers. Can’t they just make the plug taller instead?
Tom Cruise Would probably be the better choice. He’s short enough to blend in.
What DamnCat never realized was that the catnip factories – being in cheap, commie China, afterall – were making catnip from….
…cats!
@Hippie punchomatic 5000 says:
They could work togeather. When Clooney shows up and they all go “Hey, rook! is George Croony!” then Cruise can sneak in and steal the bonds.
I don’t know what Obama is complaining about – solving this debt problem is easy!
@MarkoMancuso
You’re wrong they make catnip toys from catnip. They make human food from cats.
A commenter insulted my intelligence but said I have “Chutes Bah”. Is that an alien from Star Wars?
Yup. He’s the one who runs a pawn shop and is always saying “Oy! Oy!”
If where going to make this a team operation where do Arnold and Bruce come into play.
I meant to say we’re. But no worries that misspelling was my keyboards fault not mine. Just ask the liberals
Is that supposed to intimidate me, cat? I, for one, would be glad to eat cat. Then I could possess your remarkable powers of snark, laziness, and peeing on stuff that I don’t own.
What’s a “good Muslim?”
One who says, “Oh, ignore those parts of the Koran. Good Muslims like me don’t believe all that.”
Right, Snow White. How’s your sister, Pollyanna, doing?
Sorry, Marko – eating cats won’t make you more cat-like. Perhaps if you are very good in this life you will come back as one of us more enlightened being.
Wrong, Cat. You eat pork, you get tapeworms because pigs eat dead stuff. You eat beef, you get stubborn and hairy. You eat arugula, you get green and fairy-like. You are what you eat.
So, I suppose that makes you a rat.
“If the US defaults on its loans, all of Congress and the president will be sent to debtors prison. IT WILL BE AWESOME!”
No, the New York Times will simply create the term “non-paying consumers” and John McCain will subsequently present a bill to issue them amnesty.
Let me be somewhat vaguely clear. Frank, there’s a big problem with soccer that you overlook. Soccer does not teach the single-handed throw. Without the single-handed throw, soldiers cannot throw a grenade with either distance or accuracy. Thus, by supporting soccer, you are endangering our troops.
I should note that the two-handed overhead throw is not useful for throwing grenades.
@Burmashave – yeah, it’s pretty funny when one or our people throws a granade and some soccer playing commie terrorist tries to send it back by head-butting it.
I thought the Women’s World Cup was what Dollie Parton wears.
Speaking of food from cats… in an outlying Atlanta county a chinese restaraunt, next door to the sheriff’s office, got busted when a deputy seeking a rest room wandered in to where the skinned stray cats had been strung up to dry before cooking. The cops were not amused.
Nah, if Obama were a Harry Potter character he’d have to be Gilderoy Lockheart. The similarities are actually pretty astounding.
Chutes Bah
My brother used to use that line when were playing a game when we were kids.
I forget the name, Chutes and something.
Daggers I think. All I remember is how we usually needed a new cat after playing a game.
Well at least women’s soccer is over. Now they can get back in the kitchen. That pie isn’t going to make itself!
@storm1911: That’s hilarious. She wears a Woman’s World Cup indeed. :p
@Ernie Loco: I agree with that. Percy did turn back to the good side in the end, after all. I don’t see any signs of Obama doing that yet.