Doug has been on fire this week. If you need entertaining listening material, just hit up his archives & start downloading. It’s all free, ya know.

If you’d prefer to nibble rather than feast, here’s a couple audio Scooby Snacks:

1) “…Which is more beautiful? The sound of silence that you get when you go to the country or the mountains or the desert… or the sound of cars, the sound of commerce, the sound of millions and millions of human beings interacting with each other through driving…?”

2) “…A professor of nutrition… says dropping meat and cheese one day a week wouldn’t hurt… people don’t need to eat as much meat as they’re eating… My dear friends, once again you are being asked to fall down on your knees and to pray to the false god of man-made climate change…”

And seriously, the gems that have been falling out of this man’s mouth. If you don’t have this page bookmark for your daily pleasure, you are doing yourself a disservice:

1) “Of course Obama hates the idea of a Balanced Budget Amendment. First off, he hates the Constitution. Secondly, he hates the idea of a law telling him how much he can spend or not spend.”

2) “Obama’s press conferences are some of the best campaign commercials Republicans have. The choice before Americans right now is a future where Barack Obama and his pals get very rich while the rest of us get lectured on the need to sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice.”

3) “Sheila Jackson Lee claims conservatives are opposing Obama because he’s black. Is that the same reason I’m opposing Reid and Pelosi? Is that the same reason I’m supportive of Allen West and Herman Cain?”

4) “In Barack Obama’s case, I’m not suggesting for a moment that this man has headaches. But he just may be what’s known in medical parlance as a carrier. Meaning he may cause headaches in other people.”

5) “People have said you’re racist if you criticize Obama. You know what? I’m as angry at the half of him that’s white as I am at the other half. Actually, I’m only angry at his liberal side – which is all of him. It has nothing to do with color.”

6) “I have a theory as to why Boehner and Obama are having these private, secret meetings about the debt ceiling. Think about it – John Boehner is the only guy this President knows who smokes. Who else is he going to bum a cigarette off of?”

7) “Obama and his gang are drunk with spending, and it’s just like alcoholism. And like any alcoholic, they surround themselves only with other alcoholics, so they see no other way to exist.”

8) “Bill Clinton is out there encouraging Obama to raise the debt ceiling without Congressional approval under the guise of the 14th Amendment, which is likely not legal. Maybe Clinton doesn’t want to be the only living President who’s been impeached.”

9) “Has anyone told these RINO Senators in the Gang of Six about the 2010 elections? Perhaps someone should contact them and enlighten them about the results.”

10) “Obama’s plan is simple: expand government and choke off the private sector. That’s his whole approach. And when all is said and done here, Obama will still not have learned a single thing. He and his crazy college-professor czars will go back to their ivory towers and wax poetic about all the good they did for the poor and the downtrodden, when in reality, all they did was destroy the economy.”

This guy is like the Mozart of liberal-bashing.