“Obviously this is a terrorist training center.”
“Were they learning to make IEDs here?”
“No, they were learning how to use Quicken.”

If only terrorists can have balanced budgets, does that mean we’ll eventually have to go to them for loans?

When I saw a headline “Amazon Battles States Over Sales Tax”, I expected the story to be about Sarah Palin.

Forgot that I wrote a column comparing liberals to terrorists. Of course, it was satire.