lolterizt! Part 137

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


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PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Nuke the News: Cowboys and Aliens

* I’m back! Yay! Praise the Great Landlord!

* So I guess there’s been some sort of debt deal. There’s dispute over whether it could possibly lead to more taxes or will just be spending cuts, but the important thing is that liberals seem outraged. Obama wanted to spend more money, and everyone was supposed to be like, “We’ll just get out of your way and let you spend as much money as you want.” Instead, everyone was like, “You insane idiots, stop spending so much money!” Such basic common sense confused and enraged liberals. Yeah, we’re not going to get much in the way of real cuts and our debt is just going to keep going up, but how much were we going to achieve while Obama is president? The important thing is getting things moving in the right direction. Let’s see what happens next time the debt ceiling comes up… especially if we have a Republican president.

* This whole thing just further emphasized how useless Obama is, but once again I need to point out there was no reason to think he’d be anything but. In his previous job — mediocre legislator — he literally did nothing you couldn’t train a dog to do. Just voted yes or no on stuff, and that was it — nothing else of note. And before you say, “He gave speeches; a dog couldn’t do that,” I would mention that you could have a dog stand in front of a teleprompter and bark for ten minutes, and it would say just as much of substance as any speech Obama has ever given.

Anyway, the point is let’s have some better standards for the president in the future. Let’s make sure he was at least assistant to the manager at a real company or something.

* The movie Cowboys and Aliens was number one over the weekend, and it also seems like a good description of the two sides in this country now. You have cowboys — independent people who don’t need a giant government — and aliens — people who don’t live on this world and think you can spend and spend forever without consequence. If only we could defeat them by throwing water on them like those stupid aliens in Signs.

* SarahK and I have been following that Dave Ramsey plan to get our finances in order. Basically, you first attack your debt, then get an emergency fund, and then handle retirement, college savings, and paying off the house. While the latter part probably doesn’t apply to government, the first few steps do seem like what we should be working towards for the country. We need to get aggressive about our debt, first trimming down the government as much as possible so we’re spending less than we take in and can finally hit that long term debt. When the debt is handled, we save up a couple trillion in an emergency fund — that way we could have a new war or something and not go back into debt. When we have no debt and a emergency fund saved up, then the federal government can just refund any left over money. Of course, the plan only works well if you can really cut your budget down and keep it down. Might have to exile liberals to Antarctica to insure that — which is yet another expense. I guess you could consider it an investment.

* There was a survey done of which countries like the U.S. the most, and Japan and Kenya both have a higher favorable rating of America than Americans do. I guess it’s because they don’t have hippies to deal with. Interesting, France loves America only a little less than Americans do even though we all like hate France. World’s gone topsy turvy, people.

* A survey says that people who use Internet Explorer have below average IQs. Makes sense; I can’t think of any reason you’d use IE other than that you’re too dumb to know how to install another browser. When we got a new computer to connect to our TV as an entertainment center, I tried using IE briefly, but after five seconds with it I got so frustrated that I went to download Chrome. If you like big, bloated pieces of software that are really slow, Microsoft has you covered, but smart people don’t like that.

* I got the 3DS back when it first came out even though there weren’t really any games for it. Months later… there still aren’t really very many worthwhile games for it. And now Nintendo has announced a $80 (32%) price reduction already. Doesn’t sound like this systems is printing money like the Wii or the previous DS. What I get for being the sucker who bought early, though, is the title “ambassador” (like John Bolton!) and 10 free NES and 10 GameBoy Advanced game downloads for it. Of course, the whole handheld game paradigm is changing, as why pay $40 for a game on the 3DS when you can get Angry Birds for iPad for $5 (or Sid Meier’s Pirates for $4 — Awesome!). Nintendo just needs to slap together some game of Mario being thrown out of a slingshot at goombas and be done with it.

* I had mentioned before I’m reading The Hunger Games at SarahK’s urging and someone asked what I thought of it. Well, I finished it, and though I have a few minor quibbles, it was overall very engrossing. Definitely will read the rest of the series. Technically, it’s a young adult book, but it sure has a lot of violence and killing for young adults. Then again, maybe kids these days aren’t learning enough gory violence from games like Angry Birds.

* My congressman Raul Labrador was on Meet the Press on Sunday and everyone thinks he did pretty awesome representing the Tea Party side of things. His opponent tried to do racist attacks on him in the 2010 election, implying since Labrador was Hispanic he’d let illegal immigrant crack dealers into our state, but the Democrat incumbent still lost handily because he had one big problem: He was a Democrat. In Idaho. In 2010.

Bad idea.

* Wisdom of the Day: “The tea party didn’t hold America hostage, it gave DC an intervention.” –Jeremy

Random Thoughts

Wolverine’s arch-nemesis is the supervillain Tangerine.

What do you call a doctor who specializes in monkeys jumping on the bed?

If a politician says he has an idea to create jobs, go ahead and tar and feather him now.

So how old is that “World Ends: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit” joke?

To save money, we’ve been using cheap knock off baby shampoo by Johnson Or Johnson.

Obama can’t come up with a debt plan because he has a doctor’s note that says he isn’t allowed to do math.

So the solution to fuel prices is a guy who never had a real job telling engineers how to make cars?

In Mexico, a grandmother is called a “Mother Grande”.

The country has divided into people who understand we can’t keep spending like this and there must be change and useless nitwits.

“Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.” -Will Rogers

The crisis is that our debt is still increasing. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot and in the way.

If they’re “progressives”, how come so many of their arguments are “We’ve always done it this way in the past, so stop questioning it”?

Almost had deal, but GOP had been reading Hunger Games and are demanding something like that from the Dems. Dems expected to cave.

I hope we don’t get a RINO president in 2012, because I’m afraid he won’t cave to conservatives as much as Obama.

Pretend conservatives really seem to oppose the debt deal.

So do we have any plans to ever stop increasing spending so we don’t have to raise the ceiling again, or is that just crazy talk?

If you want nothing more than to see Adrian Brody do a Batman voice, Predators is the movie for you.

Biden’s only purpose is to make Obama look competent in comparison. It’s a tough job, and I think he’s doing admirably.

Government spending being cut is apparently a lot more threatening to some liberals than a skyscraper collapsing.