Even with Congress out of town, Doug still manages to find a few liberals deserving of a lead-pipe beating:
1) “…The mainstream media destroyed what little credibility they had left with the Obama campaign of ’08. So they may not even be the factor they wish they were in 2012 – think about that. Because people can see… what listening to and believing the mainstream media got them in 2008, and it is not pretty…”
2) “…Why would Sony pick that date even though they’ve not seen the film?…It’s very simple… [Obama] cannot run a campaign based upon his accomplishments. There’s one thing they’re clinging onto as his accomplishment – singular – and that is the dispatchment of Osama bin Laden…”
3)“…Liberals read Orwell as an instruction manual, we read it as a cautionary tale. They read it as the steps they need to take to usher in their idea of utopia…”
4) “…There has been discontent simmering amongst Britain’s poor for years, even though the left has gotten out of England every single thing they want. They have national health care, they have the equivalent of food stamps. It’s a welfare state…”
More audio clips here.
And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:
1) “During the debate, Romney called the debt deal ‘Obama’s dog food.’ Let me tell you something – I actually wouldn’t give it to my dog. I love my dog.”
2) “Have you ever seen those ‘Separated at Birth’ pictures? Does not Tim Pawlenty sort of resemble Margaret Hamilton – the woman who played the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz?”
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3) “Obama really believes he can talk his way through this. This guy keeps going out in front of the cameras because he thinks by his dazzling intellect and winning personality that you’re going to forget his record. But what happens every time he talks? His numbers go down.”
4) “We’re told this job has proven too big for the President. Not true. The job is what it is. It is what it’s always been. It’s important and serious. What’s happened is that Obama has proven himself too small for the job.”
5) “So Sony Pictures, a very liberal company, is releasing a picture right before the election that highlights Obama’s single accomplishment in office. So… we’re all supposed to be shocked – SHOCKED! – that there’s gambling going on in Rick’s Cafe?”
6) “People on the right are criticizing Jay Carney for reading from a prepared statement. So? This guy is a disaster. If he were my publicist, I’d WANT him to read from prepared statements.”
7) “There is going to be a time, and it’s not going to be far away, maybe in a year or so and for the next 20 or 30 years of our lives, when we look back over our shoulder and we’re going to shudder every time the name Barack Obama is mentioned.”
8) “When you’ve been told, like Obama has, that you’re great at everything you do and that your speech-making is so great that you can use the bully pulpit to go over the heads of the press and win the American people – and then you don’t – what a shock it must be for this narcissist.”
9) “Every time Obama talks, not only do his poll numbers go down, but the economy tanks further. Nothing gets better. This guy is the Dr. Kevorkian of Presidents.”
10) “The monster of liberalism is never satiated. When it gets what it wants, it wants more. All it does is tear down. It tears down anything good.”
Personally, I think “The Kevorkian of Presidents” would be the perfect campaign slogan for Obama.