Even with Congress out of town, Doug still manages to find a few liberals deserving of a lead-pipe beating:
1) “…The mainstream media destroyed what little credibility they had left with the Obama campaign of ’08. So they may not even be the factor they wish they were in 2012 – think about that. Because people can see… what listening to and believing the mainstream media got them in 2008, and it is not pretty…”
2) “…Why would Sony pick that date even though they’ve not seen the film?…It’s very simple… [Obama] cannot run a campaign based upon his accomplishments. There’s one thing they’re clinging onto as his accomplishment – singular – and that is the dispatchment of Osama bin Laden…”
3)“…Liberals read Orwell as an instruction manual, we read it as a cautionary tale. They read it as the steps they need to take to usher in their idea of utopia…”
4) “…There has been discontent simmering amongst Britain’s poor for years, even though the left has gotten out of England every single thing they want. They have national health care, they have the equivalent of food stamps. It’s a welfare state…”
More audio clips here.
And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:
1) “During the debate, Romney called the debt deal ‘Obama’s dog food.’ Let me tell you something – I actually wouldn’t give it to my dog. I love my dog.”
2) “Have you ever seen those ‘Separated at Birth’ pictures? Does not Tim Pawlenty sort of resemble Margaret Hamilton – the woman who played the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz?”
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3) “Obama really believes he can talk his way through this. This guy keeps going out in front of the cameras because he thinks by his dazzling intellect and winning personality that you’re going to forget his record. But what happens every time he talks? His numbers go down.”
4) “We’re told this job has proven too big for the President. Not true. The job is what it is. It is what it’s always been. It’s important and serious. What’s happened is that Obama has proven himself too small for the job.”
5) “So Sony Pictures, a very liberal company, is releasing a picture right before the election that highlights Obama’s single accomplishment in office. So… we’re all supposed to be shocked – SHOCKED! – that there’s gambling going on in Rick’s Cafe?”
6) “People on the right are criticizing Jay Carney for reading from a prepared statement. So? This guy is a disaster. If he were my publicist, I’d WANT him to read from prepared statements.”
7) “There is going to be a time, and it’s not going to be far away, maybe in a year or so and for the next 20 or 30 years of our lives, when we look back over our shoulder and we’re going to shudder every time the name Barack Obama is mentioned.”
8) “When you’ve been told, like Obama has, that you’re great at everything you do and that your speech-making is so great that you can use the bully pulpit to go over the heads of the press and win the American people – and then you don’t – what a shock it must be for this narcissist.”
9) “Every time Obama talks, not only do his poll numbers go down, but the economy tanks further. Nothing gets better. This guy is the Dr. Kevorkian of Presidents.”
10) “The monster of liberalism is never satiated. When it gets what it wants, it wants more. All it does is tear down. It tears down anything good.”
Personally, I think “The Kevorkian of Presidents” would be the perfect campaign slogan for Obama.
“This guy is the Dr. Kevorkian of Presidents.”
And we certainly have been (and still are) on a national suicide mission.
And just the other day I was thinking I needed something new I could call the current occupant of the White House (o).
But ‘doctor’ implies an advanced degree of education the subject of our consideration has never demonstrated.
Therefore if I just refer to him as ‘k’, you’ll understand. m’kay?
as I said the other day somewhere else, I can see that scene from the movie now: Samuel L Jackson as Obama bellowing into the phone “I told you, Boehner, I don’t have time for golf! Bush didn’t get Osama but I WILL!!”
Dr. Kevorkian provided a service and tried to end misery for people. Oobama has done nothing but cause misery and hasn’t providided a service since he was a drug dealer.
Moral of the story?…murderers and drug dealers are nobler than Oobama
Dude – True, and at least murderers for hire and drug dealers know what it takes to run a business at a profit.
Let’s not disgrace Dr. Kevorkian by comparing him to Obama. Dr. Kevorkian was concerned by the suffering of others while Obama is concerned about himself and his re-election.
I don’t know that it’s fair to call Jay Carney a disaster; how great can a person look when they’re the spokesperson for the Obama-run White House?
Kevorkian was a criminal who violated the oath he took when he became a physician. Unlike his victims, he died a natural death. He deserved every minute he served in prison, which is where Obama and much of his staff belong, too.
IMAO has been chosen for what we call a HAWKIN’.
That is when we post the results of one of our impromptu contests on another person’s blog so that we can give an unexpected b-12 of traffic and try and support our fellow bloggers.
Hawkin’ refers to John Hawkins, who said the independent right wing blogger will die a slow and painful death.
These are the top 15 of this photo caption contest – http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=89223
-” Oh that noise is nothing. That’s just Michelle taking off her jeans”
super toe
-Here it comes! The unicorn’s landing!
bob
– We don’t need no water, let the motherfu***a’ burn!
five for fighting
-‘Whatever they are looking at, hurry up and fall”
eternal cracker p
-not this ceiling, the debt ceiling!
Barbara Sullivan
-Extreme Turning-Up-Your-Nose to The American People Finals
Milwaukee Mike
-I hear the mother ship.
Mr. Pinko
-Caught on film….the moment the shit hit the fan.
Betula
-Squirrels!
Onetermer
-$1.99 Laser Pointer, check
Keeping democrats busy for hours, priceless
old oaks
-It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s superdebt.
Commish
-We sublet the attic to a nice Guatemalan couple. I think they’re clog dancing.
proof
#3 – -Uh, and if I am lying, may lightning strike us all, at this very moment.”
Cindy
#2- “I thought they got all of that cleaned up after Clinton left”
horrorman 18
And The WInner Is:
-(said by man looking down) “You can all stop looking now. I found the president’s approval rating – it’s down here.”
mkultra
So, Pawlenty drops out of the race. So, who predicted that? Hmmm?
I’ve never known what to think of Kevorkian. I do know a Dr. friend who had cancer and who had saved up enough morphine that when the pain became too much to take, he simply over dosed. I can’t say that I blame him. It’s a tough call. Should one be forced to go through the agony of late stage cancer or Lou Gerigs (sp?) disease without an option? I know Dr.’s must first do “No Harm” but I don’t see myself laying in a bet in agony with someone keeping me alive as “helping”…
TPAW is a good man and a nice guy. I’m glad he’s out of the fray. He’s far to too nice for the national press! Bachmann has the stones for them, he doesn’t!!!
To be fair to Kevorkian, he only committed one murder, because HE pressed the button on the suicide machine instead of letting the patient do it.
Prior to that, jury after jury let him off, because they understood that there’s nothing wrong with helping a terminally ill patient stop the pain early, as long as it was CLEARLY the patient’s choice.
Anyone who’s ever had a vet put down a dog they love understands the concept of ending suffering.
I’d give that food to my dog if I wanted her to puke. It would take less time than grass.
I already shudder every time the name Barack Obama is mentioned…does that make me avant guard?
How great is this?! Not only do I win, but I get to find out on a cool blog I never visited before.
Thanks, BigFurHat. Thanks IMAO!
Congrats, mkultra! Very clever!
Good Job mkultra. 🙂
Cool! Not only did I call the winner in the contest thread two days ago (congrats mkultra) but we’re back at old home week! Hi IMAO! 🙂
Stupid Job! I can’t believe I missed the entire contest. If I’m gonna work for someone else, I wanna be POTUS so I can goof off and spend money all day. I was just telling my youngest how much I’d like to travrl the country in an RV. If ya’ll elect me, I’ll keep AF1 parked and ride in a Winnie. I don’t drink expensive wine or cavort with thugs either. Whaddya say? Racist 2012? Oh and Congrats MKultra.
Das Fur! (IMAO is where I hide & snark when not at IOTW. Both sites are essential.)