lolterizt! Part 140

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From DamnCat:

From DamnCat:

From James:

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From Robert:

[Normally I’d put Krugman in lolbama!, but he’s been promoted]

From Kris:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Brian The Adequate:

From Brian The Adequate:

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From Eaglewingz:

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From jb:

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From Kris:

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From Kris:

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From Kris:

From Kris:

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From Ridge:

From Tim:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Random Thoughts

With the column in the NYPost and working on books for HarperCollins, I feel like I’ve recently leveled up as a writer. Maybe twice.

I have decided in my Twitter profile to now remove the “semi-pro” from before “humorist.”

Boston has a nice downtown, but it doesn’t have enough densely packed skyscrapers to support a Spider-man.

I think I hate Romney now. I don’t know if I can tolerate him anymore.

So Romney’s strategy is to distinguish himself as the defender of status quo?

Rick Perry wants to assure you that if you think you can buy him for $5000, it will cost more than that.

Instead of being angry at him, we should ask ourselves what did we do to cause Ron Paul.

I don’t think we’ll have a very good president in 2013, but hopefully at least a better one.