Random Thoughts

“I’m unfollowing you.”
“And I never followed you in the first place which makes me all the wiser.”

The Republican primary has crushed my soul. I don’t care if Ron Paul is the nominee; just end it.

Google News has given me an Ultimate badge in reading stories about politics, video games, and Nintendo BECAUSE I AM AN INFORMED READER!

I’m such a dedicated news reader that I have a gold badge in reading stories about the XBox and I don’t even own an XBox.

Fun Fact: People pay me for my opinions and no one even wants to hear yours.

Some readers have corrected me that the Arrested Development character Obama most resembles isn’t Gob Bluth but instead Tobias Funke.

As for the Arrested Development character I’m most like, I’d say Michael… but it’s probably George Michael. As for SarahK, she’s most like Rita because she’s very pretty.

I wonder if the Death Wish remake will be as right wing as the original.

Though I do like to annoy cats, gluten free bread is too expensive to waste on the breading meme.

I don’t know why I’m supposed to be so concerned by all this presidential election stuff; I don’t even work in government.

America is dying a slow death, and the best we can get is promises to make it an even slower death.

I don’t care about electability. I don’t care about nominating a true conservative. I just don’t like Obama. Also, I’m hugely tired of this primary.

We need something like the moon mission to get us out of our rut. My suggestion: national effort to build working lightsaber.

They need to come up with a summer version of curling for the Summer Olympics.

There really was a country named “Prussia”? Why would you name yourself like you’re a cheap Russia knockoff? That’s like having a country today named “Sturkey”.

We’ll stop pointing out liberal hypocrisy if they admit that at least 95% of everything they say is partisan BS.

They’re doing new Watchmen comics without Alan Moore? Expect to hear fandom scream like an abattoir full of retarded children.

23 Comments

  1. FrankJ:

    “America is dying a slow death, and the best we can get is promises to make it an even slower death.”

    Funny, I think it is morning in America! America — love it or leave it FrankJ!

    Best Regards,

    Monkey Faced Liberal

    P.S. Regarding your statement “The Republican primary has crushed my soul.” — Thanks! You brought a smile to my face this morning!

  2. @Charon – Unfortunately bocce is is only played by old Italian guys. I suggest use the same rules, layout, and equipment but we call it Beach Curling and have it played by girls in skimpy outfits. WIN!!!1!!

  3. The people who lived in Prussia were called “prussies” by their enemies.

    @DamnCat – great idea but take it one step further. The players have to be oiled and all ties are decided by a sudden death kiss off!

  4. America is dying a slow death, and the best we can get is promises to make it an even slower death.

    See, I’m more of the “Make it quick” school.

    I’m still rooting for an asteroid.

    That way, we can start over and put, “This time we mean it!!!!!” at the end of the Constitution.

  5. Over at AoSHQ, they’re currently pimping “Medically Induced Coma” over “Sweet Meteor of Death” for their preferred candidate for 2012.

    Needless to say, Obama still ranks below syphilus, the bubonic plague, and “rats chewing your face off”.

  6. FrankJ:

    “America is dying a slow death, and the best we can get is promises to make it an even slower death.”

    Funny, I think it is moroning in America! Ha, ha, I crack myself up with my clever wit! America — love it or leave it FrankJ! Yeah, look at me throw those words back in your face! You’ve probably never used those words before, but I am a liberal and I believe only in collective behavior because there is no such thing as an individual. Well, except for the individual mandate, of course.

    Best Regards,

    Monkey Faced Liberal

    P.S. Regarding your statement “The Republican primary has crushed my soul.” — Thanks! You brought a smile to my face this morning! Signed, Satan’s minion.

  7. “I don’t care if Ron Paul is the nominee; just end it.”
    Again you strike a nerve with me. Honestly, I really wouldn’t care if the nominee was Ron Paul. I would be happier if it was Ron Paul than if it’s Mitt Romney, which I’m pretty sure it is going to be. Sigh.
    I know the world would end soon after, but hey, we would all be home to go down with America.
    Also, if the Republicans EVER picked anyone I actually supported I would consider it a vast conspiracy and never believe it. Half joking, there. Half.
    I hope Santorum is the nominee but I doubt it will ever happen, as he is actually a conservative and the RNC has thrown them over for ………well, Obama Lite. We are lost.

  8. @Live Free Or Die: Yes, it would be corporate welfare for the prosthetic hand manufacturers!
    @Jimmy: The dim bulbs aren’t around here. They’re in Congress, where they banned the manufacture of PERFECTLY GOOD LIGHT BULBS over a stupid environmental hoax!

  9. MFL,
    1. “There is a tradition that jumping off a precipice is prejudicial to the health; and therefore nobody does it. Then appears a progressive prophet and reformer, who points out that we really know nothing about it, because nobody does it. And the tradition is thereby mocked – to the peril of us all.”
    2. “When men have come to the edge of a precipice, it is the lover of life who has the spirit to leap backwards, and only the pessimist who continues to believe in progress.”
    ― G.K. Chesterton

  10. “They need to come up with a summer version of curling for the Summer Olympics.”

    They have IT! It’s called Shuffleboard.

    “There really was a country named “Prussia”? Why would you name yourself like you’re a cheap Russia knockoff? That’s like having a country today named “Sturkey.”

    Hey don’t pick on Prussia. My Grandpa was born there!

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