Romney: “I’m not concerned about the very poor.” See, he sounds like a true conservative.
Romney: “Shut up, you stupid poor people! No one wants to hear what comes out of your money-less mouths!”
Then again, poor people in this country are a bit whiny when you compare what they have to what historically is considered poverty. I guess we’re all kind of whiny that way, though. #FirstWorldProblems
Romney 2012: “Shut up, poverty.”
I could be an enthusiastic Romney supporter. The Romney campaign just needs to tell me where to send the invoice for that.
They should do a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em robots movie starring Mitt Romney and Al Gore.
Romney: “I’m not concerned about the very poor. I have a shotgun.”
Romney: “Zombies are the undead? I thought they were poor people. Now those movies are sad instead of funny.”
I’m not concerned about very poor people because malnutrition makes them easy to best in hand to hand combat.
Know who could have run as a stark contrast to Mitt Romney? Hobo with a Shotgun.
Romney: “I am in fact concerned about the very poor… especially them touching me and getting poor germs on me.”
Maybe we should just run Eric Cartman for president.
At shooting ranges, they have the paper targets out front, but they keep barrels of fish in a back room so you have to ask for it.
Is it possible for George Lucas to ruin the prequels with new special edition changes? Like Darth Maul now comes back as the lovable Halfy?
Spellcheck, I’m not going to capitalize “internet.” Give it up.
I’m glad you’re finally coming around to the Mittwagon. To rile people up for Mitt I’ve been pretending he’s a fringe guy like RON APUL!!!!111, because fringe guys seem to attract the most dedicated followers. But I guess Mitt is just a guy guy.
Well, if it had been a cat instead of a dog on top of his car, he’d have been guaranteed the cranky hillbilly vote. Sorry, Cat.
Romney, show Frank the money!
As a big government Republican, the only mandate that Romney will have is that he’s not Obama.
Whop de f**kin do.
“At shooting ranges, they have the paper targets out front, but they keep barrels of fish in a back room so you have to ask for it.”
Since I have always thought it unlikely that I would ever be attacked by a paper outline of Osama. It occurs to me that Mitt may be missing an opportunity to “care” about the poor. Using the poor as targets would add some realism and authenticity, since rich people use lawyers to rob you, not guns. This looks like it could be a big jobs producer.
I admit that it would offer only short term employment opportunities, and this may be another one of those jobs that Americans won’t do, but isn’t that what the illegals are for?
Not as big-government a guy as Earmarks Rick or Moonbase Newt.
“Who are you supporting for president, Obama or Romney?”
“I’m supporting the one who believes in socialized medicine and big government.”
“So…Obama or Romney?”
Romney: “Zombies are the undead? I thought they were poor people. Now those movies are sad instead of funny.”
Reminds me of the South Park episode with the homeless zombies wandering around in herds asking for “Change?”
Or were those supposed to be Obama supporters?
That expression about shooting fish in a barrel has never made any sense to me. Just getting the fish into the barrel is a major deal and then you’d wind up ruining the barrel. And who says it’s really that easy? Water has a wicked refraction coefficient so you could easily miss and wind up being known as the guy who couldn’t shoot fish in a barrel. Not that I’ve tried any of this…
“Spellcheck, I’m not going to capitalize ‘internet.’ Give it up.”
O.K. Try it now.
“Is it possible for George Lucas to ruin the prequels with new special edition changes? Like Darth Maul now comes back as the lovable Halfy?”
Remember when George Lucas had vision and created something no one had ever seen? Then he became infected and what did we get?
I think ann coulter has become infected. Apparently, the mental illness, liberal marxism, is contagious.
nancy peelousy should serve as a warning to everyone.
Something scary to think aboot; canadian paul bots with rocket launchers. *shudders*
I think we need radical right wing hippie punching day to be a state holiday. Held every time there is an election with a
democratmarxist running.“Romney: “I’m not concerned about the very poor.” See, he sounds like a true conservative.”
So, Herman Cain was the one who we supposedly had to worry about potentially saying stupid things?
Romney: Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “I’m not concerned about the very poor”.
[Everyone gasps]
Chris Matthews: You’re only making it worse for yourself!
Romney: Making it worse? How can it be worse? I’m not concerned about the very poor! I’m not concerned about the very poor! I’m not concerned about the very poor!
Chris Matthews: I’m warning you! If you say “I’m not concerned about the very poor” one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Crowd: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Chris Matthews: Was it you?
MSNBC Viewer: Yes.
Chris Matthews: Right…
MSNBC Viewer: Well you did say “I’m not concerned about the very poor.”
[Crowd throws rocks at the MSNBC Viewer]
Chris Matthews: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “I’m not concerned about the very poor.”
[Crowd stones Chris Matthews to death]
@ zzyzx: This stoning joke only works if you are a Roman Catholic and subscribe to the doctrine of the Immaculate Conception (which does not refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ, but to the conception of Mary without the stain of Original Sin, so that she would be a fit vessel for the Lord):
Jesus encounters a group of people preparing to stone a woman for adultery. He remonstrates, saying, “Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone.” The crowd is silenced; many people hang their heads in shame. Then, a stone sails past Jesus and hits the woman. He turns and says, “Mom?”
I can get behind an Eric Cartman nomination. Newt sort of reminds of an older version of Cartman. “Hey! Respect my authoritah”
I could totally see Newt selling fetuses.
Good one COB………good one.
Totally awesome nomination…Eric Cartman for POTUS!!! I’m in! He’d like put matches in Obama’s shoes and light them during the debate! It would be awesome! Then he could sing the b*tch song only bake it about Obma’s wife!!! Obama would go crazy!!!!
Never forget that the main goal for all of US is to defeat Barack {Downgrade} Obummer.
Obama has Downgraded the economy
He’s Downgraded the military
And he’s Downgraded the nation.
Next November Obama needs to be Downgraded himself to the title of Former President.