Obama explaining infanticide vote: “Babies neither vote nor have money to donate. I don’t get their purpose.”
If I shake hands with Marco Rubio, can I get Mormon on me?
Muslims in the Middle East seem to get a lot more upset when we burn books than when we burn Muslims.
Drug Dealer: “This here is quality blow, not Charles M. blow.”
My book is still the number one political humor Kindle ebook. Apparently not a lot of competition there.
Saw a library list my book as one of the ebooks they’ve recently added. For some reason, that tickles me.
Amazon already lists my next book and I haven’t even turned in the manuscript yet. Pressure!
If you think a book being burned is worth murdering people over, your religious views are crap.
Is the new female M&M from the M&M ads supposed to be a hipster? I get a hipster vibe from her.
Buttercup almost drew on my Bible. She was so close to causing me to riot and murder.
If only the right to privacy extended to our incomes.
So are you allowed to highlight passages in a Koran as you do a Bible, or does that cause more riots and murder?
There is no point in engaging interent trolls. Even if he’s a columnist for a major newspaper.
As a child, Obama was taught in a madrasah to hate America, but he was a very dumb student so it didn’t take.
Frank, if you want to understand just how different it is with Muslims and the Koran, look at it this way.
Do you see any potentially dangerous or offensive things about putting relevant Bible verses on our money?
No?
Well, putting Koran verses on money has historically been controversial in Islamic nations because INFIDELS HANDLE MONEY AND MUST NOT BE ALLOW TO HANDLE SACRED TEXT!
(Note that translating the Koran renders it common and somewhat safe.)
If there’s you, a chair, and the Koran and nothing else — you sit on the floor and the Koran gets the chair.
They take the whole “sacred word of God” thing to weird levels…
Frank – I think you need to rethink that last one.
“if only the right to privacy extended to our incomes.”
under obamacare all of your income info AND your medical info will be conveniently compiled by the IRS.
this is the stuff of which nightmares are made.
“Muslims in the Middle East seem to get a lot more upset when we burn books than when we burn Muslims.”
In an earlier life, I had a girlfriend who was absolutely, positively certain I had cheated on her while I was on a trip to Jamaica. I had not, nor would I ever, despite the fact that temptation from attractive women there was of near Biblical proportions. I jest not.
I paid the price for cheating, which I hadn’t, but it didn’t matter. This made me bitter.
So, if Afghanis are certain we burned a Koran, let’s burn one and toss it over the wall. We pay the price either way.
“If I shake hands with Marco Rubio, can I get Mormon on me?”
No, but if you shake hands with DamnCat you’ll get “Fresh Step” on you…
Sad but true. I have to shake out my keyboard every couple of weeks.
Not to mention getting wormed, de-hairballed and having your anal sacks checked.
“As a child, Obama was taught in a madrasah to hate America, but he was a very dumb student so it didn’t take.”
You sure about that?
“Not to mention getting wormed, de-hairballed and having your anal sacks checked.”
I think that happens when you go into labor at the hospital.
Well, Carolyn, if DamnCat goes into labor at the hospital, he – and they – have a serious problem.
If I pre-order your next ebook can I ask you every day when you are going to get it finished? Just want to help add to the presure
What happens if I download an ebook Koran and then delete it? More roiting?
“As a child, Obama was taught in a madrasah to hate America, but he was a very dumb student so it didn’t take.” How do you explain his policies that are designed to destroy America?
So are you allowed to highlight passages in a Koran as you do a Bible, or does that cause more riots and murder?
Is there anything that doesn’t cause more riots and murder where Islamofascists are concerned?
If I went into labor the doctors would have kittens!
I just had the most brilliant idea: body armor made from Korans. Call me, Pentagon.
Genius, Les!!!
This is beyond genius. Also, servicemen and women should have verses from the Koran tattooed around their necks – they can’t then be beheaded without defacing the verses. Hopefully, there is verse prescribing death for anyone who defaces the Holy Word of Mohammed (PBUH). Having the tattoos removed after deployment is but a small price to pay for immunity from beheading. (Says the coward who has never had to face a tattoo needle for any reason, at any time.)
On second thought, it seems that the ones who are now foaming at the mouth don’t get their burqas in a bunch when the Taliban blow up mosques that are stuffed to the rafters with Korans.
FrankJ:
You wrote “As a child, Obama was taught in a madrasah to hate America, but he was a very dumb student so it didn’t take.”
I must admit, I really do not get this meme you keep on pushing that Obama is not intelligent. I know, for some reason, you think if you repeat something again and again, it makes it true, but all it does is weaken your credibility.
Obama might be many things, but dumb is not one of them. Saying he is dumb is like a saying George W Bush was not “folksy,” or Santorum is not “passionate” or Ron Paul is not “consistent.” He wrote two very well-written books. He was editor of the Harvard Law Review. He taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago. You simply do not teach constitutional law at the University of Chicago if you are a dummy.
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Some friendly advice. I suggest you go with calling Obama something that at least has some veneer of plausibility to it. Thought I do not think they are accurate, perhaps you could say that he is “out of touch,” or “elitist,” or even a “socialist.”
Because every time you say he is dumb, all you do is look stupid. Even more so than usual, which is pretty hard to do.
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. “Tell us, Robert Gates, what’s the difference between working under Barack Obama and working under George W. Bush as defense secretary?… “I think that probably President Obama is somewhat more analytical.” Is Robert Gates a dummy too?
@MFL,
There are many questioning whether or not he wrote his own “autobiographies,” as he’s not known to be a good writer. In fact, as “editor” of the Harvard Law Review he never wrote one published work. And, although he supposedly taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago no one has ever been found that attended such a class. Nor does anyone know how he ever got accepted to the universities he attended or paid for his education despite not having a job. He simply does what George Soros tells him to, and you don’t have to be smart to do that.
Best Regards,
The Frog
The Frog:
People question a lot of things. For example, there are many who (like FrankJ) question if climate change is occurring. Or those who question whether al-Qaida was actually behind 9/11.
The technical term for people who question such things where the evidence demonstrating that they are completely and totally wrong is “conspiracy theorists” or “cranks.”
As far as some vast conspiracy to pretend he taught at the University of Chicago, when he did not, — are you suggesting Michael W. McConnell, a conservative legal scholar and a current federal appalling court judge; Adam Gross, a public interest lawyer in Chicago; Salil Mehra, a law professor at Temple; D. Daniel Sokol who teaches law at the University of Florida at Gainesville; David Franklin, who teaches law at DePaul University in Chicago, Jesse Ruiz, a corporate lawyer in Chicago; Byron Rodriguez, a real estate lawyer in San Francisco; Jaime Escuder, a public defender in Illinois; Richard Hess, an attorney at Susman Godfrey in Houston; and Marcus Fruchter, who practices at the law firm of Schopf & Weiss in Chicago (among others) — are all engaged in some vast conspiracy to pretend that he taught law at the University of Chicago, when in fact he did?
And even if he has been able to craft such a vast conspiracy, wouldn’t that in itself demonstrate that he is a rather sharp guy?
But, I guess if it makes you feel better, keep deluding yourself into thinking he is a dummy.
A dummy how has managed to pass universal health care, save the U.S. auto industry, track down and kill Osama bin Laden, end Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, pass a $789 economic stimulus bill, establish the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and end the war in Iraq.
Pretty impressive work for a dummy.
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
So… all your evidence depends on your faith in lawyers?
“It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.”
― G.K. Chesterton