[High Praise! to Calvin A of Voices Inside My Head]

Do you want to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Sure! We all do!

But it takes more than a large supply of ammo and a “Walking Dead” DVD collection. You have to arm yourself with facts:

When Zombies Attack!: Mathematical Modelling of an Outbreak of Zombie Infection (pdf)

By the way, if you don’t like reading pdf’s because Adobe is more annoying than a zombie infection, I recommend Foxit, which is free and comes as both a stand-alone reader and a Firefox add-on.

BONUS VIDEO: The 2012 National Debt Road Trip

[High Praise! to Deb]

I watched the 2009 version and had two reactions:

1) He makes dry, boring debt figures extremely interesting with his road trip analogy and clever visuals.

2) He scared the pants off me.

Still pantsless 3 years later, I watched the 2012 video and again had two reactions:

1) He still makes dry, boring debt figures extremely interesting with his road trip analogy and clever visuals.

2) Where Obama’s taking us, I won’t need pants.

You’ll understand that second one after you watch the video:

[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #8,380)

By the way, the 2009 version ended up with over a million views, so you’re getting in on the ground floor with this one. Tell your friends before they tell you.

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