So Obama is sending Biden to Tampa during the Republican National Convention for some reason. I mean this is a guy who only ever gets attention for saying something dumb — and he’s been getting a lot of attention lately. I’m not sure how that’s supposed to pay off for the Democrats. In fact, I think since he’ll be down there, the Republicans should go ahead and give him a speaking slot at the RNC.
He’ll be like, “Well, I didn’t really have a speech prepared for you guys.”
And we’ll be like. “That’s okay. Just speak from the heart — say whatever comes to mind. I’m sure you’ll do great.”
And then we just end his surely memorable speech with a solemn reminder that this is the guy who will be next in line for the presidency unless people vote the right way in November.
Didn’t you notice that Hurricane Isaac will be bearing down on the RNC early next week? I’m betting rather than kick Biden off the ticket, Obama just sent Biden down there to hold a golf club in the air while the storm passes through.
Obama always takes the coward’s way out….
My sources tell me that Biden has acquired a top hat, monocle and fake handlebar mustache as part of his “Rich Republican Disguise Kit” so he can infiltrate the convention.
And now, a moment with Joe Biden.
BIDEN: …but, as I look out over this crowd I see a bunch of good-looking Jews. All those people that say that Jews aren’t good-looking people haven’t seen you folks here at Temple Brit Milah. That’s for sure. Ya know, I remember when I was a kid and every now and then we’d see a Jew in town…we didn’t have a lot of Jews in Scranton back then. They didn’t show up ‘til later. And so, from time to time we’d see a Jew and, ya know, kids would throw rocks and call names and things, like kids do. But one day I went to my good friend Fred…Fred was the smartest kid I knew; he was the guy that taught me how to use a public drinking fountain when I was 14. You remember those things? They never worked. So, anyway, Fred was such a great guy and he knew everything, and I went to him and I said, “Fred? Why do they wear those funny little beanies? They’ve gotta know how easy it makes it for us to spot ‘em coming.” And Fred said, “Joe, buddy, those are their Yamahas.” And, from that moment I understood the Jewish people. All you people have ever wanted is motorcycles, but you can’t afford them so you have to wear a funny-looking beanie instead. Well, if you re-elect Barack and I, I’ll tell ya’ what…you’ll have those motorcycles and you’ll never have to wear those beanies again. I promise ya’ that. But, you elect those other guys and they’ll put you on trains and drag you to camps and you won’t ever be seen again. What? What’s the matter? Well, gosh darn it, well they’re telling me to wrap it up…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
Son of Bob, If I hadn’t known that you wrote that, I would have said this came right from joj-jo’s and barry’s Teleprompter. This needs to get out there in an email or something, just so we can have some fun!
I strongly support letting Biden speak at the RNC convention. Having that bloviating moron speak on live TV can only boost Republican prospects.
I think there’s more value to rejecting him – don’t give him the legitimacy of addressing “the adults”. I was against letting Ahmadinizhad or Chavez speak as well. No good will come of it, and if successful, it’s more red meat for the dopes.
So far, the Obama campaign has nixed cell phones http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/cell-phone-ban-keeps-obama-fundraisers-secret and forks http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/22/Confiscated-Obama-Afraid-Latinos-Will-Attack-Him-With-Forks-At-Luncheon at his campaign events. I think next they might have to ban shiny objects to keep Biden on track.
“And if Romney gets elected, the Republicans are going to . . . ooh, pretty!”
How about a writing slot for Son of Bob?
Heck, he doesn’t charge much. (I hope).
This has been a moment with troublemaker Jimmy.
RNC “Joe, we know you want to be on the winning team but our VP slot is already taken”
Joe “Rats, you mean I came here for nothing”
RNC ” Well you’re here, might as well give a press conference”
C’mon, guys. You know it’s not nice to pick on the Special Ed kids…
Actually, it is a present for the Lame Stream Media who want anything to concentrate on that does not have anything to do with the Republican Convention.
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