[High Praise! to Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden.
BIDEN: …but, as I look out over this crowd I see a bunch of good-looking Jews. All those people that say that Jews aren’t good-looking people haven’t seen you folks here at Temple Brit Milah. That’s for sure. Ya know, I remember when I was a kid and every now and then we’d see a Jew in town… we didn’t have a lot of Jews in Scranton back then. They didn’t show up ’til later. And so, from time to time we’d see a Jew and, ya know, kids would throw rocks and call names and things, like kids do. But one day I went to my good friend Fred… Fred was the smartest kid I knew; he was the guy that taught me how to use a public drinking fountain when I was 14. You remember those things? They never worked. So, anyway, Fred was such a great guy and he knew everything, and I went to him and I said, “Fred? Why do they wear those funny little beanies? They’ve gotta know how easy it makes it for us to spot ’em coming.” And Fred said, “Joe, buddy, those are their Yamahas.” And, from that moment I understood the Jewish people. All you people have ever wanted is motorcycles, but you can’t afford them so you have to wear a funny-looking beanie instead. Well, if you re-elect Barack and I, I’ll tell ya’ what… you’ll have those motorcycles and you’ll never have to wear those beanies again. I promise ya’ that. But, you elect those other guys and they’ll put you on trains and drag you to camps and you won’t ever be seen again. What? What’s the matter? Well, gosh darn it, well they’re telling me to wrap it up…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
That’s the good stuff.
Joe (Bidet) Biden, the gift that keeps on giving.
I hope they don’t send Slow Joe to Poland for any reason. He’s dumb enough to spend an hour telling Polack jokes, then wonder why everyone’s angry. He would conclude that “those people” don’t have a sense of humor, because he told some rib crackin’ jokes there. SoB, if you want to expand on this, be my guest.
Outstanding Red Team. Outstanding.
Thanks for splaining, Son of Bob. If Biden gives you his water fountain secret, could you pass it along? They stymie me sometimes.
Oh, man. These just keep getting better and better! Worthy of Celtic Praise (there is no higher).
I need a
weeklyfix!!!daily!
Burma, Joe’s mom used to try and sound sophisticated and taught Joe that the fountains were called bidets and when he was nine he asked his father how to use a bidet.
Ahhhh, thanks, Dohtimes!
I was in tears by the time I got to being 14 and using a drinking fountain (bubbler)