Where do you get that talking doll that threatens to kill you when you’re alone with it?
If they do a modern remake of The Godfather, the “Leave the gun, take the…” line would be great for product placement. E.g., “Leave the gun, take the Locos Tacos.”
If Hollywood ever wants to make tons more money, they just need to hire me.
Instead of projecting all their own id onto conservatives, it would be nice if liberals created imaginary friends for that purpose.
“I’m open minded and respect other people’s opinions, but Gus my invisible friend wants to hurt anyone who disagrees with him.”
The most racist thing is that MSNBC thinks Toure is exceptionally smart for a black person and worth putting on TV.
Anyone who, when hearing the name “Obama”, thinks of the word “black” before he thinks of the word “incompetent” is a racist.
Just because an exceptionally dumb person said a word on TV doesn’t mean it’s okay for everyone else to use.
One day, racially obsessed weirdos like Toure will be tossed away in the same bin as the KKK.
Good Intrade trend for Romney since the Ryan announcement, if that means anything (it doesn’t).
HER: “Are you even listening?”
ME: “I’m scanning for keywords. That’s a sort of listening.”
The condom machine in the bathroom didn’t have any condoms but it did have ibuprofen which is even more important to have around a woman.
The RiffTrax Live riffing of “Manos: The Hands of Fate” was hilarious, SarahK’s only complaint being that Michael J. Nelson didn’t iron his shirt collar.
Like how they use Hail to the Chief for the president, they should use Torgo’s theme for the VP.
ME: “Buttercup, are you a good baby?”
BUTTERCUP (22 mo): “No. I’m bad baby.”
Was that “I’m bad baby” or I”m Bad, Baby” I’m thinking you left out a comma
I think all of us IMAO uncles need to chip in and buy Buttercup her first black leather jacket and a Harley tricycle. If she’s gonna be bad she might as well have accessories.
If Buttercup had a string on her back and you pulled it she would say, “My name is Buttercup, and I’m going to kill you.” So play nice, Frank.
The condom machine had Ibuprofen in it?
>>ME: “Buttercup, are you a good baby?”
BUTTERCUP (22 mo): “No. I’m bad baby.”<<
Trouble brewing…
“No. I’m bad baby.” I assume she said that while biting off a chunk of plug tobacco and sharpening a bowie knife on the edge of the stroller. Maybe you should of made her wait a few years before getting that teardrop tattoo.
Btw what gang colors was she wearing?
That’s her way of saying your question is inappropriate, Frank. By 22 months, I had stopped regarding my kids as “babies.” I had to – my first child knew all his letters by then and was playing for two hours straight on a computer keyboard.
I think we should call reflexive, irrational, and uncontrollable charges of racism “Toure Syndrome”.
“The condom machine in the bathroom didn’t have any condoms but it did have ibuprofen which is even more important to have around a woman.”
Those weren’t ibuprofen, they were M&M’s, and that grocery store manager is really upset about you peeing on the wall next to his candy machines. What the hell were you drinking that night?
‘I think we should call reflexive, irrational, and uncontrollable charges of racism “Toure Syndrome”.’
is bacon. for you.
What the hell were you drinking that night?
MD 20-20 with Rohypnol, MDMA, and Oxycontin chasers? (AKA the Kurt CoBrainfreeze)
I don’t like any sentence that starts with the words “Leave the gun, “….
unless it ends with the words “Flamethrower instead”, I guess.
Hey, thanks, Critter! (Just noticed this, sorry.)