Reacting to accusation from Romney that he has a “campaign of division and anger and hate”, Obama said, “I don’t think you or anybody who’s been watching the campaign would say, yes, that in any way we have tried to divide the country.” He then made a series of similar statements.
“No one would say I’ve raised the deficit.”
“No one would say I have a VP with the intellectual capacity of pumpkin.”
“No one would say I’ve played golf.”
“No one would say I’m a useless nitwit with no practical economic experience.”
“No one would ever say I use a teleprompter.”
“No one would say I’ve been more concerned about left-wing solutions to health care than jobs.”
“No one would say I’m named Obama.”
“No one would say I’m a horrible failure that makes us reexamine how harsh we were on Jimmy Carter.”
“No one would say I’m black.”
No one would say anything critical of the man because that would be racist.
If we only knew how many blacks are in a constant state of “face palm” because of Obama.
“No one would say I have a bucket on my head”.
“No one would say I don’t know the difference between windows and door”.
“No one would say I’ve eaten a dog”.
No one?
No one would say I called Palin a pig.
No one would say I’ve bowed to other world leaders.
No one would say my wife is an incredibly, almost freakishly, large woman with a huge posterior.
No one would say I wear “mom jeans.”
No one would say I throw a baseball like a 12 year old girl.
No one would say that I believe that “White man’s greed runs a world in need” …even though it was in my book.
No one would say that I’m merely a puppet, helping George Soros to fulfill his mission of bringing down the west. Did I say that right, George?
No one would say that my vice-president is mentally insane.
You know you suck as President when you see billboards with Jimmy Carter’s face on it that say, Miss me yet?
I just think he left out a word. “dare”
As in, “No one would dare say. . .”
Please do not compare the VP’s intellectual capacity to that of a pumpkin. It’s demeaning to the pumpkin.
Prince Charming: You! You cant lie! So tell me puppet… where…
is… Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I dont know where hes not
Prince Charming: Youre telling me you dont know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldnt be inaccurate to assume that I couldnt
exactly not say that it is or isnt almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: On the contrary. Im possibly more or less not definitely
rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty
that I undeniably
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: …do or do not know where he shouldnt probably be, if
that indeed wasnt where he isnt. Even if he wasnt at where I
knew he was
[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
Pinocchio: Thatd mean Id really have to know where he wasnt.
No one would wonder how you became President.
No one would suggest you were straight.
No one would ever take you seroiusly.