was the millions of liberals who affected a confused look of disinterest the day after, in hopes of fooling people that Obama was, by comparison, more dynamic and engaged.
. . . is the claim that The One suffered “brain freeze” because of the sheer number of lies that Mitt Romney told – Obama was simply buried under the weight of the lying lies that were lies.
… was the claim that whenever Obama paused or stammered ‘uh, uh… uhm’ he was trying to convert his brilliant thoughts into smaller words that the general public could easily understand.
… That side-hug and back pat Obama got from Michelle after the debate. Back in my dating days, that meant “hey, thanks for coming out but you’re not getting any”
Romney on the other hand got the full frontal hug.
… They completely dropped their entire campaign strategy and instead took to just yelling “nuh-uh, nuh-uh, liar!! liar!!” every time Romney makes a valid point.
…was the realization that the empty chair did better against Clint Eastwood and would in fact have done better against the wood chipper they used in Fargo than Obama did.
…I ran out of gas! I–I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
…was actually forseen in an ancient Assyrian text written 3500 years ago: “And they fled the battle in their chariots, scalding urine running down their legs.”
…was when MSNBC realized that things were not so great in Tingle Town and that there guy got the Tingle beat out of him (now I know why CM has a tingle; its just so much damn fun to say!).
From the One himself (taken from the past 4 years):
The earthquake in Japan!
It’s Bush’s fault!
ATM machines!
The Republican House!
Bush Bush Bush!
Rush Limbaugh said something mean!
Fox News!
George W. Bush!
Not enough Stimulus!
Soft and lazy Americans!
Those bitter clingers!
Bush!
You should be thanking me!
Arab Spring!
Did I mention George W Bush?
The formation of smartly-uniformed, deeply earnest squads of Young Economic Patriots who have committed to donating their allowances to Obama along with collecting the allowances from their “economically unpatriotic” classmates under threat of social denouncement.
The YEPs For Obama will be going door-to-door on the evening of 31st October to collect from their neighbors who will be convinced to display their economic patriotism through enthusiastically-given sizeable donations.
In return for said donations, people will be given certificates, issued by The Department of Economic Patriotism and suitable for display in a front window, proudly annoucing I Am Economically Patriotic-I Talk Up A FORWARD Moving Economy
Those homes not displaying Official Certificates, and clearly owned by the unpatriotic, will be confiscated under eminent domain laws and converted to halfway houses for the recently paroled, recovering drug addicts, sex offenders, the homeless, and Occupy Wall Street Honored Citizens.
… were the apoplectic screams that Romney cheated. He was too reasonable. Romney’s promises of hope and change were too vague. He should really be more specific.
The funniest liberal reaction to Obama’s debate performance…was Obama bragging the morning after about the “Jobs Numbers” which were sudenly released, showing that the country has finally clawed it’s way back up to the employment numbers which he inherited…after 4 years of blaming everything on how bad the employment numbers he inherited were ! (Or is that just too ironic to be funny?)
was Ed Schultz singing “Me So Horny”
was the millions of liberals who affected a confused look of disinterest the day after, in hopes of fooling people that Obama was, by comparison, more dynamic and engaged.
…was Al Gore blaming it on the altitude.
…was Madonna putting her clothes back on.
…was the creation of an Internet petition begging Michelle to let Barack have his testicles for the next debate.
…was an Executive Order that would allow Valerie Jarette to “pinch hit” for Barack at the next debate.
…”Well, there’s always Joe’s to look forward to.”
…”Let’s not go on ’bout ‘o killed ‘o…”
The simple minded mouth breathers in Madison Wisconsin saying “the one” should have been allowed to have TOTUS on stage at the debate.
Was Joe Biden saying “Hey…no worries. I’ve got this!”
You know, Harvey, this is a tough one. Most of the liberal reactions were pathetic – not funny.
. . . is demanding Big Bird and Kermit The Frog moderate the next debate.
The price of choom skyrocketing and the supply diminishing as Libs huff themselves into a deeper mind-numbed state of denial about Obama.
… manipulating the unemployment numbers
… promising that next time, “the real Obama” will show up to the debate before quickly realizing that that’s a really bad idea
… raising taxes
… Obama got another ‘Clinton bump”
… Curling up on the couch with a chick flick and a pint of Hagen Dazs – dog flavor
“…Chris Matthew’s with urine running down his leg.
… was Rachael Maddow admitted the debate outcome was a tie.
who turned off his tele-prompter….
their god failed to silence the demon mormon…
So many funny reactions…so hard to chose.
@7. Jimmy “Most of the liberal reactions were pathetic…”
Too true, Jimmy. My mother-in-law, BHLH, heard some tripe about how he was “submissive” so as not to appear to be the “Angry Black Man”.
I prolly shouldnt’ve screamed “R-AACIISSTT” at her quite so loudly, though.
. . . is the claim that The One suffered “brain freeze” because of the sheer number of lies that Mitt Romney told – Obama was simply buried under the weight of the lying lies that were lies.
was every unemployed american going back to work the next day.
… was the claim that whenever Obama paused or stammered ‘uh, uh… uhm’ he was trying to convert his brilliant thoughts into smaller words that the general public could easily understand.
…James Carville quitting the Democratic party to become an NFL replacement ref.
…announcing the Vice Presidential debate will be executed entirely via Sock ‘Em Rock ‘Em Robots
… That side-hug and back pat Obama got from Michelle after the debate. Back in my dating days, that meant “hey, thanks for coming out but you’re not getting any”
Romney on the other hand got the full frontal hug.
The funniest liberal reaction to Obama’s debate performance…
The sobbing, mostly. And throwing up out of their nose.
… They completely dropped their entire campaign strategy and instead took to just yelling “nuh-uh, nuh-uh, liar!! liar!!” every time Romney makes a valid point.
He was just playing Opossum to throw off Romney’s attacks, problem was he just liked doing it soooo much that he forgot how to stop
…was their insistence that Obama had been distracted by personal concerns: he’d missed three easy putts that day.
…was the realization that the empty chair did better against Clint Eastwood and would in fact have done better against the wood chipper they used in Fargo than Obama did.
…was Obama’s own reaction…wandering the country trying to figure out which one was Mitt Romney.
Cutter saying, ‘We’re in a hole, so its time for Obama and Joe to start digging faster.”
…that he had the flu. (I kid you not!)
…I ran out of gas! I–I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Was Al Sharpton being unable to put together a coherent thought on the matter… or any other matter.
Was their failure to point out the real reason Obama did so badly: It’s BUSH’S FAULT!
…was Chris Matthews’ realization that the timgle he tought he felt was only his pocket-sized “personal massager” going off.
…was actually forseen in an ancient Assyrian text written 3500 years ago: “And they fled the battle in their chariots, scalding urine running down their legs.”
…was the price of fresh dog necessarily skyrocketing.
…was Obama standing like a girl behind his podium.
…were the divorce papers Michelle left on Barry’s desk.
…was when MSNBC realized that things were not so great in Tingle Town and that there guy got the Tingle beat out of him (now I know why CM has a tingle; its just so much damn fun to say!).
Calling Mitt a liar, but forgetting the link to the Republicans lie and the link proving it’s a lie.
…blaming his performance on indigestion from his pre-debate meal. That was some bad shih-tzu!
From the One himself (taken from the past 4 years):
The earthquake in Japan!
It’s Bush’s fault!
ATM machines!
The Republican House!
Bush Bush Bush!
Rush Limbaugh said something mean!
Fox News!
George W. Bush!
Not enough Stimulus!
Soft and lazy Americans!
Those bitter clingers!
Bush!
You should be thanking me!
Arab Spring!
Did I mention George W Bush?
. . . thousands of dog owners switched to cats after one last feast.
Al Gore.
The formation of smartly-uniformed, deeply earnest squads of Young Economic Patriots who have committed to donating their allowances to Obama along with collecting the allowances from their “economically unpatriotic” classmates under threat of social denouncement.
The YEPs For Obama will be going door-to-door on the evening of 31st October to collect from their neighbors who will be convinced to display their economic patriotism through enthusiastically-given sizeable donations.
In return for said donations, people will be given certificates, issued by The Department of Economic Patriotism and suitable for display in a front window, proudly annoucing I Am Economically Patriotic-I Talk Up A FORWARD Moving Economy
Those homes not displaying Official Certificates, and clearly owned by the unpatriotic, will be confiscated under eminent domain laws and converted to halfway houses for the recently paroled, recovering drug addicts, sex offenders, the homeless, and Occupy Wall Street Honored Citizens.
i think omaba had a butt plug in and he was trying to remember if reminded him of loony or axelrod,reed ,gore,clinton,or one of his muslim buddies
… were the apoplectic screams that Romney cheated. He was too reasonable. Romney’s promises of hope and change were too vague. He should really be more specific.
The funniest liberal reaction to Obama’s debate performance…was Obama bragging the morning after about the “Jobs Numbers” which were sudenly released, showing that the country has finally clawed it’s way back up to the employment numbers which he inherited…after 4 years of blaming everything on how bad the employment numbers he inherited were ! (Or is that just too ironic to be funny?)
The funniest liberal reaction to Obama’s debate performance…was that they had to drag out Al Gore to try to make Obama look smart again.
The funniest liberal reaction to Obama’s debate performance…was seeing all of them stammer as much as he does.
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