I hate it how bombers are almost always men. I think this leads to people unfairly stereotype men as loving to blow stuff up, when that couldn’t be further from the truth.
Well, no, I guess it is true that we men love explosions. Explosions are awesome; that’s just a fact. But we can love explosions without wanting people to be blown up by them.
Well, actually, explosions are much more awesome if someone evil is blown up by them — like a Communist. So while it’s true that we men like evil people being blown up, we don’t… I forget what I was talking about. I’m too busy now fantasizing about strapping a bomb to a Communist and launching him with a catapult so that he blows up mid air. That would be so awesome.
There’s a guy over at Salon Magazine that wants a word with you.
Yet we hear so little condemnation from the Left when white Chechen Muslims blow up a classroom of communist schoolchildren.
My keyboard just blew-up with coffee all over it.
We could call it a Commumist.
I used to fantasize about launching John McCain over the Rio Grande into Mexico…
But without bombs. I didn’t want to blow him up. I repeat I did not want to blowup McCain! I just wanted him to blow away on his own.
My mom, now 91, has been a closet terrorist for years, “cooking” things in a pressure cooker. Who knew. Outlaw pressure cookers! And the cell phones that can detonate them! And watch out for mom’s pot roast.
I think Frank eats a lotta rice.
Kablooey!
“… strapping a bomb to a Communist and launching him with a catapult so that he blows up mid air. That would be so awesome.”
You strap a bomb to your Communist, I’ll strap a bomb to mine, we’ll catapult them in such a way that they collide in mid-air and blow up together.
It might take a couple of tries to get them to collide correctly.
They are the party of “unity”, maybe this is how we finally get nuclear fission.
We could call our side “Catapultism.”
“From each according to his ability, to each according to his . . . ” *{kneed}*
Let us witness far-flung communist ideology.
Like, for instance, a Castronaut.
Gotta say, going to the grenade range was about the most fun I had in the Army.
The difference between terrorists and Moon Nukers is that we want to blow up the guilty. The guilty are pretty well known. This is not a fine philosophical point. But, when there’s no one guilty around, we’re happy with just blowing up things.
Besides, we’re not mad bombers. We’re HAPPY bombers! 🙂
@12 FredKey: “The difference between terrorists and Moon Nukers is that we want to blow up the guilty.”
… which was something I was going to say on the Straight Line of the Day: the Saudi ambassador saying to Obama, “In my country, we only chop the hands off the guilty. Here, you take away 16-ounce sodas and guns from the innocent. How do you do with that??”
“strapping a bomb to a Communist and launching him with a catapult ”
— which would explain the rockets’ red glare: the bums bursting in air…
…except, not lately, Oppo. Not lately.
I’m just a testosterone-challenged girl, but I always had a soft spot for Crazy Harry on The Muppet Show.
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That’s just like men to discriminate against women achieving as much success as they want to in this field of opportunity! Ugh! Ugh! Stupid small minded men oppressing women around the world! Women need to stand up and show that they can have just as much of a dynamic explosive impact as any knuckledragging low foreheaded man can! I can’t believe the intolerance being shown in this blog! Ugh! You silly slow men will never learn that a woman can do things just as good if not better than a man!
I am woman…hear me whine. ~ Helen Reddy, beltin’ out the hits.
“I’m too busy now fantasizing about strapping a bomb to a Communist and launching him with a catapult so that he blows up mid air.”
Frank, that was already done in the end of battle scene in Army of Darkness. It was funny as h_ll.
Change “catapult” to “trebuchet” and I’m in.
Watch it Frank, the Secret Service might pay you a visit because they’re worried you’re plotting to kill Obama. In a hilarious and spectacular fashion.
Well, Obama started as a guy that liked blowing up teh evil terrists with robots, and look at how that’s turning out. like any high, after a while it wasn’t enough to stop at just terrists.
@chip: arrange it so instead of colliding, they barely clip each other so that they can high 5 or fist bump in mid air, then explode. the ultimate high 5!