Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama…
bowed….. a lot.
…was really participating in the Haney Project
insulted the Saudi king by giving him a CD copy of the Koran and saying, “Here…. I burned you a copy.”
… Didn’t have to deal with every member of the left wing media insinuating that something inappropriate was going on.
… traded halal dog recipes
…did an amazing imitation of the dippy bird.
… blamed Bush
… called for a tax increase
… leaned forward
…said that he was done talking to ministers, and demanded to see Aladdin
…rubbed a lamp that was on the ministers desk, and out popped a genie! When given one wish, he tried to say more wishes, but the genie heard witches, and now we know why Nancy Pelosi has been hanging around sooooo much
…bumped his head while bowing and now thinks he’s a king and can force people to do his bidding with harsh words read from a teleprompter and stern looks at the camera…..no wait, that’s what happened in Denver 6 years ago
…asked if he’d mind turning off the crude oil fountain in his office so they could talk
…started with “let me be clear” then they both laughed.
…asked “you’ll still ship us oil, right?” To which the minister said of course, and the conversation ended
… asked if Saudi Arabia maybe had any job opportunities coming up for someone with experience in community organizing and financially ruining countries – the minister replied that Obama already had the only job job there was with those qualifications.
…wore a burka.
.. congratulated him on a good job done in Boston.
… narrowly missed a chip-in on the 13th.
…was put on Double Secret Probation.
… traded “infidel” jokes about Biden.
… swore he couldn’t wait until he got sharia fully integrated so he could force Michelle and Nancy into wearing burkas.
…while bowing, said he could be more “flexible” after the election.
…successfully bowed only 2 out of 22 attempts and admitted he was off his game.
…engaged in prolonged bow and later couldn’t get it up.
… told the minister he was grateful for the latest cash payment, as he really needed to get some choom to mellow out after then gun ban failed.
…had the Saudi Minister checked for pressure cookers.
…gave him a shipment of pressure cookers and a half off coupon for Old Bay crab seasoning.
…apologized profusely for saying that the nice young Muslim had been “crossed” off the suspects list.
…was able to produce a sales receipt for the piece of Mecca that was in him.
…reiterated our position that the friend of our enemy and the enemy of our friend is a friend.
…while bowing from behind, felt a tingle up his leg.
….asked, “I need to look like I am actually doing something productive and useful for AmeriKa. Can you help me?”
During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama…
…wondered how a “Secret” meeting was found out.
…gave his assurances that he will continue to blame the Tea Party and those uppity “Whites” for the Boston bombings.
…asked for their help with those “pesky” Israelis.
…asked if those “Too Beautiful” men were still available. Wink Wink.
…failed to show up because of slow play on the back nine.
During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama…
…thanked them for the “distraction” from his miserable failure on Gun Control.
… handed over the admittedly thin portfolio of intel on Israel he accumulated on his recent visit.
…compared shrapnel recipes and asked if putting a stick packed bomb in the dog pound would produce halal shish kebobs.
…gave him the secret handshake and relaxed after being allowed to keep his hand.
…blamed twenty two YouTube videos for police violence leading up to the pending killing of innocent Muslim terrorists.
…asked the Foreign Minister if he could hook Obama up with “one of those pimpish Saudi A4 cars”.
…asked for his Saudi masters’ latest marching orders on oil production supression.
… pondered the irony that someone at IMAO will be receiving bacon for making a joke about it
was immortalized at the DRUDGEREPORT with “Sheik Oil Salesman meets Snake Oil Salesman
Bacon to #29 blarg! ~~~
…threw his back out.
During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama…
… hit his ball into the sand trap
… said, “Nice hat.”
… asked the Foreign Minister if he’s been to K-mart lately and the Foreign Minister replied, “I shipped my thawb!”
…gave the King a free one year membership to the ‘Mans Country Bathhouse’ in Chicago….starting Jan. 20 2017 when they can attend together and compare notes. 🙂
…insisted he call himself an undocumented Saudi minister and then informed him separation of church and state meant he was banned.
…told the minister that yes, that was a camel but no, that was not a tent, that was his wife.
…disappointed his guest by obviously lip synching to a Maria Muldaur record.
…verified if Michelle indeed had an authentic camel toe.
……………..promised no matter what the Foreign Minister was going to get to meet Beyonce and Jay-z.
said, “If I had a son,.. he would look like Dzhokhar…”
…assured the minister that those amateur Chechen terrorists could never damage the reputation of the professional Muslim Brotherhood terrorists and we will allow any Saudi trainees to return home for advanced class slaughterers of the innocent courses.
…agreed to all of his demands but had to explain that Blond Bombshells did not mean what he thought it meant.
… shared a dog and promised his daughters to the minister.
….asked if his teleprompter could join the discussion
sold us out for a mess of pot
…wondered again how Moochie always knew of these secret meetings as he shifted uncomfortably in his chair, chafing from the sand in his underwear.
…presented the minister with bacon as a symbol of America’s good will. That’s the last time Biden got to pick where they eat.
…offered Saudi Arabia free tanks and F16’s. Because giving third world theocratic dictators more weapons is how world peace works.
…told Michelle that he’d have to be the one driving America into a ditch on this one; it’s forbidden for the womenfolk to drive in Saudi Arabia.
…agreed to swap notes on strategies for executing citizens without due process.
…thought about telling Biden that the penalty for breaking the law in Saudi Arabia is getting a hand cut off so that he’d be good, but decided against it. He’ll figure it out….
applied to be the 12th imam
promised the minister’s son would be sent home without being charged