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  1. …said that he was done talking to ministers, and demanded to see Aladdin

    …rubbed a lamp that was on the ministers desk, and out popped a genie! When given one wish, he tried to say more wishes, but the genie heard witches, and now we know why Nancy Pelosi has been hanging around sooooo much

    …bumped his head while bowing and now thinks he’s a king and can force people to do his bidding with harsh words read from a teleprompter and stern looks at the camera…..no wait, that’s what happened in Denver 6 years ago

    …asked if he’d mind turning off the crude oil fountain in his office so they could talk

    …started with “let me be clear” then they both laughed.

    …asked “you’ll still ship us oil, right?” To which the minister said of course, and the conversation ended

  2. … asked if Saudi Arabia maybe had any job opportunities coming up for someone with experience in community organizing and financially ruining countries – the minister replied that Obama already had the only job job there was with those qualifications.

  3. …gave him a shipment of pressure cookers and a half off coupon for Old Bay crab seasoning.

    …apologized profusely for saying that the nice young Muslim had been “crossed” off the suspects list.

    …was able to produce a sales receipt for the piece of Mecca that was in him.

    …reiterated our position that the friend of our enemy and the enemy of our friend is a friend.

  4. During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama…

    …wondered how a “Secret” meeting was found out.

    …gave his assurances that he will continue to blame the Tea Party and those uppity “Whites” for the Boston bombings.

    …asked for their help with those “pesky” Israelis.

    …asked if those “Too Beautiful” men were still available. Wink Wink.

    …failed to show up because of slow play on the back nine.

  5. …compared shrapnel recipes and asked if putting a stick packed bomb in the dog pound would produce halal shish kebobs.

    …gave him the secret handshake and relaxed after being allowed to keep his hand.

    …blamed twenty two YouTube videos for police violence leading up to the pending killing of innocent Muslim terrorists.

  6. During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama…

    … hit his ball into the sand trap

    … said, “Nice hat.”

    … asked the Foreign Minister if he’s been to K-mart lately and the Foreign Minister replied, “I shipped my thawb!”

  7. …insisted he call himself an undocumented Saudi minister and then informed him separation of church and state meant he was banned.

    …told the minister that yes, that was a camel but no, that was not a tent, that was his wife.

    …disappointed his guest by obviously lip synching to a Maria Muldaur record.

  8. …assured the minister that those amateur Chechen terrorists could never damage the reputation of the professional Muslim Brotherhood terrorists and we will allow any Saudi trainees to return home for advanced class slaughterers of the innocent courses.

    …agreed to all of his demands but had to explain that Blond Bombshells did not mean what he thought it meant.

  9. …presented the minister with bacon as a symbol of America’s good will. That’s the last time Biden got to pick where they eat.

    …offered Saudi Arabia free tanks and F16’s. Because giving third world theocratic dictators more weapons is how world peace works.

    …told Michelle that he’d have to be the one driving America into a ditch on this one; it’s forbidden for the womenfolk to drive in Saudi Arabia.

    …agreed to swap notes on strategies for executing citizens without due process.

    …thought about telling Biden that the penalty for breaking the law in Saudi Arabia is getting a hand cut off so that he’d be good, but decided against it. He’ll figure it out….

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