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  1. President Obama is angry because George W. Bush…

    …has a higher popularity/approval rating as president.

    …keeps getting mentioned fondly by other heads of state.

    …has “a pair” (And I’m not referring to his twin daughters).

  2. …is the only match that Match.com can find for him.

    …once colon-ized him as part of his Skull and Bones initiation.

    …won’t come over and kill that huge!!! spider in the bathroom and he has to pee really really bad.

    …pajamas chafe because they only come in kids sizes.

    …as a warm up act stole the show, comparatively.

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