Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ISIS is terrified, because now they have to deal with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ISIS is terrified, because now they have to deal with…
ISIS is terrified, because now they have to deal with…
Girls who carry mattresses.
ISIS is terrified, because now they have to deal with…
painful itch of psoriasis.
Non-Feminist women.
72 pissed off former Virgins.
ISIS is terrified, because now they have to deal with…
…God, not allah.
…magazines that only hold 10 rounds or less.
…well, that all depends on what the meaning of is is
… Obama’s faux opposition: the wrath of a con.
… fifteen months of a presidential campaign more obnoxious to Americans than they can ever hope to be.
…a Nuclear Iran.
…the endless task of translating Trump’s speeches.
…competing against Planned Parenthood.
. . . Don King.
. . . where to store the nuclear weapons Kerry gave them during negotiations with Iran.
…whatever Caitlyn is.
…John (Heinz) Kerry’s demand that they give equal opportunity to Ketchup gas.
… their own literal baby boomers.
… the fallout (again, literally) from their ill-conceived recruiting campaign “The Revolution Is Here: Join ISIS and C-4 Yourself.”
… a caliphate worse than death.
… that hacked membership list of Ashley Mohamadison — what if their goat finds out they’re looking for a camel?
ISIS is terrified, because now they have to deal with…
an impotent America and an indifferent world.
I don’t know…….SATAN?
deflated footballs.
Liberal Progressives beating them to the Death of America.
…an app that can read SISI as an upside down ISIS on their tents.
…having an uncanny resemblance to an army of Jared Fogles.
…being a distant second to Planned Parenthood in the Hateball standings after the All Star game.
…living in the God forsaken hellholes they have created or conquered.
…congressional subpoenas concerning Hillary emails.
…the culture they’ve created.
… wondering what happened when they passed out at Bill Cosby’s house.
“Black Lives Matter” . . . NOT!
…the hacked Ashley Madison files.
Bernie and his 90% tax rate
… stuck-up cheerleaders who won’t date the JV team.
… headquarters pressuring them to all contribute something to the dismembership drive.
ISIS is terrified, because now they have to deal with…
the complete emptying of the remain Anonymiss cookie stockpile. They’re just gone man, gone.
…relentless pressure from the EPA regarding the ecological damage caused by demolishing shrines and indiscriminate release of bodily fluids…
… a land war in Asia.