Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
The Democrats had a debate…who knew?
I prefer that when people lie to me, it be a surprise…
Binge watching House of Cards…
Christmas presents don’t buy themselves…
How ’bout them Cowboys?
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
I don’t get DemoVision on my cable.
Something more exciting was on… American-Indian Head test pattern.
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
Brain was still functional
I was busy watching wood warp.
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
watching people arguing over who can be the biggest Socialist isn’t very appealing.
I have a strong stomach, but a man has got to know his limits.
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
I got no excuses, just bags and bags full of reasons.
I Don’t need a reason I’m not watching
the debate will go as all the others have all gone
‘Cause I know them and I know why they’re talking
They’re wantin’ me to keep votin’ like a Moron.
Well, maybe that was true
For an election or two
But now, I got better things to do
I could wash my car in the rain
Change my new guitar strings
Mow the yard just the same
As I did yesterday
I don’t need to waste my time
Turnin’ in to view,
I got better things to do
Maybe when I don’t have so much going
Or quite so many irons in the fire
I’ll take the time to listen like you’re hoping
But now, I can’t put forth the effort it requires
Well, I’d love to see it no be true
that your all just like Donahue
That’s right, I got better things to do
I could wash my car in the rain
Change my new guitar strings
Mow the yard just the same
As I did yesterday
I don’t need to waste my time
watch you cry on cue
I got better things to do
Check the air in my tires
Straighten my stereo wires
Count the stars in the sky
Or just get on with my life
I don’t need to waste my time
watching you fling poo
I got better things to do
I got better things to do, yeah
I decided it would be a good night to start fulfilling last years New Years resolutions.
The American premiere of Paint Drying was on.
My anti-depression pills are too d@mned expensive to just waste that way.
… I’ve never been a fan of Geriatric Porn.
… I was busy earning the money those three want to take from me.
… I was waiting for Hillary to get out of the bathroom.
… The instant the video came on, I was suddenly radicalized and went on a jihadi terror spree.
Had to clean up my sock drawer. Found an unmatched sock last week. I hate it when that happens.
Got a brand new bottle of tin polish, my hat is looking a dull lately.
Cankles make me break out in hives.
…I had just washed my hair and couldn’t do anything with it.
…I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Oh wait, you said Democrat debate. Yeeeahhhhh… I had some bellybutton lint I needed to clean out.
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
I have a life.
I was practicing alphabetizing and stacking my canned goods a la Sleeping With The Enemy, and lost track of time.
I had to shop, but will certainly watch the next Democrat debate when it falls on a day not ending in “y.”
What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?
Those nasty Republicans have prevented the saintly Democrats from giving me my free TV and Cable.
My neighbors were trying to settle on a paint color for their bathroom. I became engrossed in their discussion.
I knew they didn’t have LGBQWERTYC(ommunist) bathrooms there and that’s just unacceptable.
One word: microaggression
I had bitter things to do.
I was listening to my Marcel Marceau CDs.
It was a rerun and it sucked the first time.
Not enough barf bags in the house (My kids thought this was hilarious).
This is the actual truth – my girlfriend was cutting skin tabs off from my right underarm (arm pit).
I was trying to figure out who was who on stage, and gave up.
I foolishly decided to play a drinking game where I take a shot every time Jefferson spins in his grave…. I didn’t last five minutes.
That was a “debate?”
I had a boil that needed lancing…. it was much more enjoyable.