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In Texas, a man watched “Star Wars” movies for 46 hours straight.
Well, he might as well set THAT record, it’s pretty obvious he’ll never break the one for longest kiss.
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China has now introduced a “score” to grade how obedient its citizens are.
That would never happen in America. Say… did you get Obamacare Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum?
You can still join the team fighting for progress. Get your contribution in under the wire: http://ofa.bo/q9UN
“Ever notice how we never spend our OWN money on this ‘progress’ garbage?”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Researchers have developed the world’s most human-like robot. It can…
At the Democrat debate, Bernie Sanders said “I’m running because we need to address the planetary crisis of climate change”.
Yes, I’m sure the climate’s changed a lot since Bernie was a boy in the Pleistocene.