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  1. At a rally for Hillary Clinton, only 30 people showed up. Where was everybody?

    Still waiting to have their brains removed.

    still trying to come up with the $250K entrance fee.

    Well, the young women were still being vetted by Bill. Personally.

  2. Waiting for someone from the government to pick them up and take them to the rally.

    Hey…they said I only needed to vote…they didn’t say they’d pay me to show up!

    At the hospital having their brains removed (they weren’t being used anyway)

    Note: For every registered Democrat voter 10 votes are counted so she really had 300 people attend….

    • Maybe when I don’t have so much going
      Or quite so many irons in the fire
      I’ll take the time to miss you like you’re hoping
      But now, I can’t put forth the effort it requires
      Well, I’d love to talk to you, but then, I’d miss Donahue
      That’s right, I got better things to do…

      I could wash my car in the rain
      Change my new guitar strings
      Mow the yard just the same as I did yesterday
      I don’t need to waste my time crying over you
      I got better things to do…

      Check the air in my tires
      Straighten my stereo wires
      Count the stars in the sky or just get on with my life
      I don’t need to waste my time crying over you
      I got better things to do
      I got better things to do

  3. …waiting for their witch doctors to insert the pins into the the voodoo dolls.

    …in court fighting the UN over charges of self-inflicted human rights violations.

    …they should never have been given the option of diving head first into a wood chipper.

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