Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a rally for Hillary Clinton, only 30 people showed up. Where was everybody?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a rally for Hillary Clinton, only 30 people showed up. Where was everybody?
In a queue waiting for the bus to take them to protest a Trump rally. That pays better.
Busy reading the WikiLeaks releases.
At a rally for Hillary Clinton, only 30 people showed up. Where was everybody?
That was the mobile dead.
At a rally for Hillary Clinton, only 30 people showed up. Where was everybody?
Still waiting to have their brains removed.
still trying to come up with the $250K entrance fee.
Well, the young women were still being vetted by Bill. Personally.
…Uhhh, Oprah was on?…
Waiting for someone from the government to pick them up and take them to the rally.
Hey…they said I only needed to vote…they didn’t say they’d pay me to show up!
At the hospital having their brains removed (they weren’t being used anyway)
Note: For every registered Democrat voter 10 votes are counted so she really had 300 people attend….
Wapner in 10 minutes!
Gone to the moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ks2TPPyho
Holy Cats! That may be the lamest thing I’ve ever seen.
Just a reminder that not everything about the British Invasion was good. Interestingly enough, the list of people who sang this song (that’s its composer in the video) includes Nina Simone and Jan and Dean.
. . . sleeping off their pneumonia in their children’s apartments.
Organizing their sock drawer.
Picking snur out of their navel.
Eating gas station sushi.
Maybe when I don’t have so much going
Or quite so many irons in the fire
I’ll take the time to miss you like you’re hoping
But now, I can’t put forth the effort it requires
Well, I’d love to talk to you, but then, I’d miss Donahue
That’s right, I got better things to do…
I could wash my car in the rain
Change my new guitar strings
Mow the yard just the same as I did yesterday
I don’t need to waste my time crying over you
I got better things to do…
Check the air in my tires
Straighten my stereo wires
Count the stars in the sky or just get on with my life
I don’t need to waste my time crying over you
I got better things to do
I got better things to do
…waiting for their witch doctors to insert the pins into the the voodoo dolls.
…in court fighting the UN over charges of self-inflicted human rights violations.
…they should never have been given the option of diving head first into a wood chipper.
A local dentist was running a ‘two for the price of one’ special on root canals.
… The invitation was in cursive.
… The invitation said “Only true believers in Hillary, please!”
…it was Tim Kaine, none of them have a clue who that is.
Nobody knew about it because Hillary pre-deleted the email invites.
…You don’t understand – these were top people. TOP PEOPLE…
At a rally for Hillary Clinton, only 30 people showed up. Where was everybody?
They were there. Nobody noticed that the rally was in a cemetery?
Smokin’ the ganj
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin’ to a rally where no one’s still alive
Washing their hair.
Doing something more fun, hitting themselves with a hammer.
… Since it was informally referred to as a “Weekend at Bernie’s” event, they were all up in Vermont.
Out selling aluminum cans to be able to pay for their health insurance.