Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Well, that’s embarrassing… a new poll shows that young people think communism…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Well, that’s embarrassing… a new poll shows that young people think communism…
…chocolate flavored.
…a game the whole family would enjoy.
…non-fattening.
…is a voluntary system of exchange…
. . . is the only way to make sure people pay their fair share. Oh, wait, this was supposed to be funny, not painfully accurate.
Well, that’s embarrassing… a new poll shows that young people think Communism…
is the name of the complex where a group of hippies are living together
affects everyone but them
… is practiced by most Christian denominations, although Catholic churches refuse communism to non-Catholics.
… is exactly what communists like their teachers have been telling them it is for 150 years, I guess the plan is working.
…is what this country was founded on. We defeated capitalism and the evil republicans are trying to take us back to it.
…is a bunch of hippies living together off the grid.
…is great, but that will change once they get a job and pay taxes.
Well, that’s embarrassing… a new poll shows that young people think communism…
… is a negative view of communication systems?
… is the answer to global everything, unfortunately not a single society that has attempted it in the past ever implemented it correctly.”
… won’t be on the final. But it will . . . it will.
… isn’t relevant to Freshmen. Dude, what could possibly happen in the next four years?
… is, uh, Bush’s fault??
… is Hillary’s bitchin’ way to pick up apparatchiks.
… is the wave of the future: the best way to serf the net.
… is just another “ism” to ensure world order. It’s got a “UN,” which is nice, and a “calm” in front of it.
… is sexist because it always has a chairman.
… will be more interesting if you call it dot-communism.
… is something Obama organized back in Chicago. Wait…
…has the coolest tee shirts…
… is what their parents said to get in school: “High. Marx.”
. . . will cure cancer, because it takes research decisions away from evil capitalist drug companies who profit from diseases and have no motive to cure them. PAIN = PROFIT AND PROFIT = PAIN. Stop profits now!!1!
Well, that’s embarrassing… a new poll shows that young people think communism…
… is their college professors’ religion.
…means sharing your video games with all your suite mates…
… means no more women’s and men’s rooms….
…. means losing your Goth chains and wearing metrosexual clothing
…is Hell, on Earth, but Hell only for those not wearing those bitchin’ cool Che shirts.
…is when half the population works, and all they do is produce food stamps.
…beats religion because it actually does feed the masses on one loaf of bread and a fish.
Well, that’s embarrassing… a new poll shows that young people think communism…
is just swell!
is just another word for nothing left to lose.
means never having to say you’re sorry.
actually cares about polls.
is one of those good “isms” and not one of the bad ones.
but act for Democrats.
…WRONG! young people don’t think, they react!!!