Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A college in Boston lowered the flag to half-staff after Trump won. Idiots. The correct reaction to Trump’s victory…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A college in Boston lowered the flag to half-staff after Trump won. Idiots. The correct reaction to Trump’s victory…
…is burning the flag (pants at half-staff is optional)…
Don’t forget to shout “Viva la Mexico!”
The Correct Reaction to Trump’s Victory…
…for those who threatened to leave, leave.
Hampshire College isn’t in Boston, it’s in the People’s Republic of Amherst, one of the most liberal communist infested hellholes in the country. It’s far worse than even Cambridge.
…would be to burn an LQBQWERTYDGFTR flag at Hampshire and whoops, the fire spreads to the entire campus, oh well, just expressing my RIGHTS!!11!!!11!!! Burning the flag is in the Constitution!!!11!! Right after abortion and sex offenders using the little girls room.
AR-15ing a plate of tofu while giving a Tarzan yell
A college in Boston lowered the flag to half-staff after Trump won. Idiots. The correct reaction to Trump’s victory…
to see your enemies crushed before you and hear the lamentations of the women.
smile quietly to yourself.
punch a hippie
… for college students: more snivel disobedience.
… for the media: start putting scare quotes around every other word.
… for the RNC: a Trumper tantrum.
… for political scientists: embrace abnormalization.
… for Hispanics: embrace Chula Hoops. Make America gyrate again!
… for people of color: embrace melanincholia.
… is to congratulate the molon lobby.
… is to look forward to the first time he uses a teleprompter so that a “TOTUS and the Hair” joke will be in play.
PUN OVERDOSE!!!!
Must. Take. Meds…..
Is to run every libtard up the flagpole by their testicles or mammaries, salute, fire a 30-round magazine salute, then go have veal for dinner.
Seeing as how it’s Boston, a tea party where the college faculty and administrators are throw into the bay.
I was expecting you to say “open a can of tuna”.
That goes without saying.
… is to watch a few minutes of old Hillary campaign videos. Freaking priceless.
Cry havoc and let slip the bulls of Wall Street.
…is to tell the whole administration and faculty “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”
A college in Boston lowered the flag to half-staff after Trump won. Idiots. The correct reaction to Trump’s victory…
Ask the Clinton Foundation for a refund based on deceptive trade practices.
Replace the lowered flag with a flag with only 50 stars instead of 57, to let the little commies know the age of voting stupidly is over. Run it up the pole and salute it.
Put out your multi-cultural Holiday lawn decorations – A Nativity Scene, Santa and Frosty, A Star of David and Menorah, A Kwanzaa figurine, and a statue of the Prophet Muhammad fornicating with a Reindeer.
Forgot to add the Festivus Pole as well
I assumed that’s what was being used on Muhammad
and a giant question mark for the agnostics and a 5′ x 8′ desk calendar set to April 1st for the atheists.
Take a Viagra and fly the flag at full mast
My reaction, correct or not, was to open a bottle of Mirror Pond Pale Ale, the breakfast of champions. Of course, that’s my reaction to a whole lot of things.
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son…” – Dean Wormer
Ooh, I’m sorry. The correct response must be in the form of a question.
… is to consider it as a “personal insult” to Obama, just like he said. (By “consider” I mean “revel and bask in,” not to exclude rolling on the floor laughing.)
I’m guessing they’ll be second in line to have their citizenship revoked.
… watch videos of the media on election night as they realized Trump was winning.
… Read old articles explaining why Hillary has this in tbe bag.
… Find a crying liberal and lick their face.
Listen to Ray Steven’s “Obamacare” song and imagine the crowd singing it at the inauguration.
go to the range and fire a thousand rounds. Go to the store and get fresh ammo. Always practice.
“Trust not in princes.”
Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy