Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that he’s been elected President, the only way to get an audience with Donald Trump…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that he’s been elected President, the only way to get an audience with Donald Trump…
…audition for a role in a Broadway play.
Now that he’s been elected President, the only way to get an audience with Donald Trump…
Mention that you have special prosecutor experience in regard to shady foundations
Show a large investment in swamp drainage and/or wall building equipment
Build a toll booth on the border to pay for the wall he promised to build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU
Wait until his policies cause global warming, then row your boat up to the top floor of Trump Tower.
Now that he’s been elected President, the only way to get an audience with Donald Trump…
A withdrawal from the Clinton Foundation.
Bring a case of Hairspray.
you got his Tuesday taco?
Offer to buy a plenary indulgence from him.
Tell him you know where you can go grab some p***y.
A giant wooden badger.
(It’s amazing how many times this quote can be used!)
Insult him. He can’t take it. He’ll fly off the handle at the merest slight and his tiny baby hands will be committed to tweeting about it for the next three days straight.
…is…Hey, I’m not telling YOU guys – suckers!…
Telling him you know how to piss off Alec Baldwin.
…have your Secret Service guys negotiate with his, surrender your backstabbing knives and invite him to the Oval Office.
…camp out in Chris Christie’s butt crack, wait until he gets a whiff of a cabinet post and tramples the competition.
…become a trillionaire and start a university.