They’re still in shock, but the liberal media spin is coming, so try not to drown in the flood of pitiful excuses they make for her. Which may or may not include the following, which I probably just made up:
If we wanted to taste the rainbow, we’d elect a bag of Skittles
1) Russian hackers, whackers, crackers, flackers, snackers, stackers, and Packer-backers (Go Aaron Rodgers!)… and Methodists.
2) Canklephobes
3) Couldn’t best Trump in a battle of wits because she didn’t know that iocaine powder comes from Autralia.
4) Not enough videos of celebrities demanding her victory.
5) Saying “Pokemon Go to the polls” with a straight face. Anyone sociopathic enough to do that can’t be trusted with the nuclear codes.
6) She actually was 50 points ahead. But only in California.
7) Unfair height disadvantage during debates with Trump, as they wouldn’t allow her to wear her KISS boots. Or makeup.
8) Headlight-deer Bill’s sidelong glance at the Non-Consensuals during the debate.
9) Basket of deplorables? Who in this day and age keeps their deplorables in a basket when Amazon sends you a free storage box with every purchase? SO out of touch…
10) The dog ate her campaign strategy. Then Obama ate her dog.
Any other reasons she might have lost?
… Madonna’s threat to perform you-know-what on anyone who voted for Hillary.
… someone put a hex on her. Russian hex.
… even if their life absolutely depended upon it, no one could think of any way to use the word “fit” in relation to her that didn’t include the word “coughing.”
… Voting requires: (1) the ability to know what day it is, (2) the willingness to give up a slice of free time and commit to voting, and (3) the ability to act civil in public among others who may be supporting the opponent. Too small a percentage of millennials were able to hit the trifecta.
By not hydrating properly, she lost Aquaman’s and all the waterboys’ votes.
… in a case of mistaken identity, supporters kept voting (over and over) for a *real* sack of dirt that was thrown into a van.
Looks like we’re never going to break the cankle ceiling at this rate.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that being an obviously power-hungry shrew with the voice from hell had something to do with it.
1) Russian hackers, whackers, crackers, flackers, snackers, stackers, and Packer-backers (Go Aaron Rodgers!)… and Methodists.
But not her Chinese backers? I think they pulled the plug, too.
On the other hand, little green men jackers were for her before they were against her (after hints at UFO disclosures).
And all of her former sackers were dead already.
BTW, when was the last time anyone saw her not wearing a pantssuit?