Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
…that bust of Martin Luther King Jr. in the Oval Office – you can hide your weed in there.
…”prepare two letters”…
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
uh uh I uh me lie I golf uh me me I uh choom uh I I I me lie mah legacy uh I me me . . .
“Be your own man. That’s what Valerie Jarrett told me to do.”
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, well, worked for me
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
leave the gun, take the canolis
keep you knees bent as you shift your weight on the backswing.
don’t let your wife buy your jeans.
the White House oven’s temperature reads a bit low so you need to cook your dog a bit longer than recommended.
if you unplug your phone you won’t get any of those 3AM calls.
don’t let the VP play with his crayons in the Oval Office.
Chicks don’t make good secretaries, if you get my drift.
You, you, you just uh call
Out my, my, my, my name
And you uh know, uh know
Where ever I am
I, I, I uh I’ll come ah runnin’
To ah uh see you…again
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
… Let the wookie win.
The secret to his marital happiness!
Make sure before you meet with Democrats that Pelosi’s handler puts a new Depends on her before the meeting.
That stain on the carpet won’t scrub out and has been there since Clinton.
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
which Trump thankfully ignored as he was busy tweeting.
…”don’t count on Dubya to tell you when your screw up. You’re gonna have to rely on me.”
Former President Obama offered President Trump some advice…
…”This so called Doctor Brown is dangerous, he’s a real nut-case. You hang around with him you’re gonna end up in big trouble.”
…”Check your privilege.”
“You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that worked well enough for me.”
The others are Liberals who are in a permanently fooled state all on their own.
… “Open umbrellas won’t go through the White House gates. You have to hand them over the top.”
If you choke up on the chipping wedge just a little, you’ll improve your short game by 4 strokes.
… “Some things people are now telling me for the first time:
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.’
‘Be good to the people you meet on the way up, because you’ll meet them on the way down.’
‘When the chips are down, you find out who your friends are.’
‘You’re known by your deeds, not your words.’
‘The world does not necessarily revolve around you.’
‘You get judged by the company you keep.’
— Seriously??? NOW people are finally telling me this stuff??”
in the form of the Democrat Mantra: “Everything we do wrong you own, and everything you do wrong you own, and we’re going to be right at your heels trying to take everything you own.”
… “There is no secret message in the bottom of this bucket.”
… “Gunga gaLunga . . . Gunga LaGunga.”
… “This above all: to thine own crew be selfie.”
… “Never cross the mainstreams. Important safety tip.”
“Plastics”
Obscure reference bacon
The maximum score you write down for any hole is a six.