Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first rule of Leftist Fight Club…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first rule of Leftist Fight Club…
…is throw the first punch, then run away screaming…
…is “Please, don’t hurt me”…
…is “Up-twinkles for everyone”…
…is “Always lead with a left”…
…is fair, balanced and medicated.
…is make sure your Obamacare premiums are paid up.
…leave the firebomb, take the Starbucks.
…is pajamas and hot cocoa are MANDATORY!!!
…claim that the violence was regrettable but understandable while somehow blaming alt-right false flag ops for it.
The first rule of Leftist Fight Club…
always blame Bush/Trump.
make sure the Police will protect you from any retaliation.
always riot in Leftist enclaves like Berkeley or Manhattan.
it is your First Amendment right to be violent, conservatives…eh, not so much.
…is EVERYONE talks about Leftist Fight Club. Preferably in an astroturfed “viral” video filled with pretentious celebrities, self-righteousness, jump-cut editing, and talking… talking… talking points
Loot the liquor stores, pharmacies, and don’t come home without a Big A** T.V. THAT will show them we mean business.
(“Wait a sec. We forgot what we were protesting.”)
“What are you protesting?”
“What have you got?”
Obscury nominee. May be a little bit too well-known — but not to the whippersnappers today.
Fun plausible fact: Lennon may have been inspired by the name of the girl motorcycle gang in the movie: the Beetles.
Out-talking is as good as out-witting your opponent.
Make America Conflagrate again
Ironically, it is Nancy Regan’s catch phrase: “Just say no!”
Watch out for the right.
Float like a snowflake,
Slap like a sissy
but light fires and throw bricks
at the US ICE (pronunce icy)
If you like your protest, you can keep your protest.
…NO REFUNDS! So you got your butt pounded? What’d you expect?
The first rule of Leftist Fight Club…
…is Properly Identify the Safe Space.
You do not let Milo talk.
The First Rule of Leftist Fight Club… is palomino… PALOMINO!!!
Scream, “I am tolerant!” over and over as you pummel the smallest conservative you can find into mush.
…is, thumbs on the outside of your fist.